“I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.” —Tony Soprano. Bombers, sport, Prince, music, family and happiness ❤️🖤
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#NewProfilePic haha when you find photos that your 8yo son has taken ages ago while playing with your phone! #GoDons #oldman #lovehim #misshim #futurephotographer?
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The V/@AFL record for longest time a premiership player was still playing for the club belongs to ESS and Dustin Fletcher
His last match for ESS in 2015 was 7,917 days after the 1993 flag
Sidebottom sits 8th on that particular list, Pendlebury 9th
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@sirswampthing
Whats the longest between a premiership and the last player from that team to finish up at the club?
Pendles and Sidebottoms 2010 premiership was 5810 days ago, sure that's also some record.
I could watch tennis with McEnroe, Edberg, Federer all fuckn day #Tennis
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That is one strong VFL finals side 😂
Gerryn & Edwards the only 2 eligible that are playing.
Artemis & Clarkey with the go ahead ✅
Tomorrow 12.05pm @ WindyHill 💪🏻
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About twice a year I like to impulse buy a pack of Orange Tic Tacs and just pound that whole motherfucker in like 13 seconds. Anybody else getting in on that magic too?
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Today we remember the kind soul that brought us many memories and inspired us through her music and career. Today we celebrate the life Miss Dolly Parton and she wasn’t just a famous celebrity she was also an everyday person like you and me. #TheMuppets
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Good work my @essendonfc on going through a process.
Four good candidates that had a crack rather than some supposed ‘touted’ few who didn’t trust their abilities and put in for the role.
Good luck Spike!
Go well man.
We are all behind you.
#10 🔴⚫️
Fuuuuuck #AFLDonsPower
Mr Reid….. your handballs need some work in the off-season please… 🙏
❤️🖤 #GoDons #AFLDonsPower
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ALT A woodcut of a bird beside the text "i am perfectly content to not be a part of your bullshit"
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We figured it out, T — Trump only bombs full sentences. "I ran." "Oh man." We're puttin' money on "Sue Dan" bein' next.
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ALT A painting of a bird beside the text "stand back, some dipshits are swinging their dicks around"
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"I think young people need to start thinking what kind of world they're going to leaving to me and Keith Richards"
- 93-year-old Willie Nelson
