@daurewallace
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Wife, mum, friend, serial cheese eater and compulsive shopper 💁🏼♀️ 🧀 🛍
Hertfordshire
Joined January 2009
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Dauré retweeted
A special moment for humanity as the world gets to watch billionaires play astronauts with the tax money they avoided paying
ANOTHER repeat ???? 😫 whyyyyy God, whyyyy? #24hoursinpolicecustody
Yay! The ONLY reason to be on Twitter/X these days (apart from to complain to companies) #duvetknowitschristmas
Dan should have been imprisoned for that catfish of a profile pic, to be fair #24hoursinpolicecustody
100% can’t be bothered with the #Glasto tickets scrum for once. Is this old age? 👵🏻
Finally had one of the mythical ‘low number in the queue’ ticket buying experiences (apart from the eye-watering price). Five mins and done. #Coldplay2025 ✨
Right, squad is assembled for Saturday’s ticket mayhem. Do we draw the line at creating a communal Google spreadsheet? #oasis2025
I really can’t face the stress of trying to get #oasis tickets 😫 I miss the days it was £30 and easy - bring back having to phone up 👵🏻
Been trying to convince my 10 year old that Snoop Dogg is better than Coolio for months - will this clinch the deal?
Is anyone else’s timeline a shit show? What’s with all the weird portraits of Elon Musk and Steve Jobs and ‘freedom of speech’/AI/guns gifs.
