will wheaton

Actual doughnuts on the on deck circle, maple syrup instead of pine tar, pitchers can’t wear spikes, hitters have to use a cage face mask, and each player has to write “I’m a cheater” on the team white board 100 times before they get to take the field.

If you make a bunch of noise in the sauna with all your nastiness and lugees and rubbing you nose n shi. Just stay home n steam your bathroom or some, no need to ruin everyone’s peaceful workout.

I’d rather have a Kroger brand “Drinking Water”.