Computer geeking, ultimate frisbee playing, boardgaming, guitar playing bald guy.

Palo Alto, CA
Joined August 2008
Reasons my toddler is crying
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What’s the point of @FedEx even having a vacation hold feature if you’re just going to deliver packages to my home anyway? @FedExHelp
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I love watching Colin Jost die a little more inside with every racist joke Michael Che makes him read.
10/10 would cuddle the snuggly gator.
This is NOT a drill there is an emotional support alligator in Love Park
Replying to @amazonmusic
@amazonmusic I've tried like five times now to cancel my music unlimited subscription, but every time I hit the "confirm cancellation" link, I get sent to smile.amazon.com/music/setti… where I get a 404 message with a cute dog.
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Really don't want to have to dispute that charge when my subscription renews on Monday, but that's what's going to happen if I can't cancel via the website.
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Oldest and Fatherless: The Terrible Secret of Tom Bombadil: km-515.livejournal.com/1042.…
What I'm up to this week: Ranting at my wife about everything that's wrong with one of her favorite books so she doesn't catch on that I'm secretly enjoying reading Persuasion.
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Pet peeve of the day: When I mute my mic before signing into a Google Meet, and then once I'm in Google Meet tells me "Your mic is muted due to the size of the call." Umm, no, it's muted because I muted myself!
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Feeling pretty good about that. @loseit
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1/ Get a cup of coffee. Many of us are grappling with high inflation. We are worried about how inflation is going to impact our portfolios, and our costs of living. In this thread, I'll walk you through why inflation is so dangerous for businesses and investors.
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business idea: cspan done in the style of vh1's popup video. show me a little bubble on the screen with a fun fact about the worst weirdest shit each congressperson has ever been associated with.
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I guess Terraria is officially the game I've spent the most time in.
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Facebook Marketplace is disappointing in an amazing way today.
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Pro tip: learn to write good bug reports. Think about how you'd investigate the issue and what information you'd need if you were receiving that report, and provide it up front instead of making them ask for it. You're not lazy when you work, why be lazy when you ask for help?
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"Lazy" is too pejorative, I know. It's usually just a result of asymmetric levels of knowledge about the system. Mea culpa.
That went well. Wordle 273 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Recaptcha's getting really specific these days.