Geek, dad, husband, chess nut, pun lover

Charlotte, North Carolina
Joined March 2007
Twitter’s source code is full of libs. It’s time to get rid of them
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People love ServiceNow once it’s integrated right but I’m such a big UI person that I can just never get fully on board. I put a lot of weight into the UI when rating a product. ServiceNow looks like someone built it using the Geocities Website Builder.
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Which is it?? #TeamReGex or #TeamReJex?! Don’t hit me with that gegggegggeh
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Just realized caching can be pronounced Ca-ching! and that's how I'll think of it from now on.
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datguy retweeted
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
@SketchesbyBoze4 Sep 2018
we love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar and being scared out of your mind by a bird.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk2 Feb 2018
Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.
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After what happened at Mar-a-Lago we can add this to the list of things Ryan wishes he never said- @stevebenen xitter.cf/speakerryan/status/751…
Individuals who are "extremely careless" with classified information should be denied further access to such info.
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For every RT of this tweet my wife and I will donate $1 (up to $25k) to @R4Rfoundation + @LevineChildrens #OlsenWPMOYChallenge
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Guess THAT song!
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When a dev says GIF with a soft G, start saying Git with a soft g: "do a jit pull" , 'I found it on jit hub' , 'look in the jit ignore file'
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This visual explanation of a Diffie-Hellman exchange is one of my all time favorites. Makes it so understandable. youtube.com/watch?v=YEBfamv-…
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Too perfect.. Courtesy of cartoonist Stuart Carlson @ bit.ly/1Q84K1C
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Someone is really happy with their job scheduler
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Best headline ever
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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
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I don't get repeatedly asking a question to two candidates and not the third. #DemDebate
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Developer Accused Of Unreadable Code Refuses To Comment
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Hey, web devs? Don't do this. Don't disable paste on password fields. It discourages strong, generated passwords.
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Breaking news: CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force cern.ch/go/c7dB
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