🏌️‍♂️🎶🏋️ It's a fool Who plays it cool By making his world A little colder

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Joined December 2015
if your hands don’t have any callouses, you’re doing it wrong.
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.@kawhileonard is nicknamed "The Claw" b/c he claws away all your money.
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Lemons are likely pissed when we give em one squeeze for juice and then throw the whole thing away.
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Trees are surprisingly tall.
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If the towel doesn’t smell, all is well.
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I’ve never figured out what I should do when walking past someone.
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paul singman retweeted
I can’t sleep. So let’s see if the blinding light of my phone, containing virtually every piece of information known to humanity, held just inches from my face for the next 20 minutes, somehow manages to plunge me into a deep, peaceful sleep.
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If you wait for luck to turn up, life becomes very boring.
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.@RobinhoodApp we don’t need 100 notifications for the RVII fund. Chill out.
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Why does the @Spotify play button no longer work on the first try on mobile?
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The biggest thing print newspapers lack is comment sections.
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Fedex/UPS have no idea who's giving them packages. Tracking pages give zero idea who the sender/which store it's from.
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Being headphone-less on a zoom call = status.
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paul singman retweeted
I was too young to like this song when it came out. Now that I'm an adult, pure magic.
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NBA summer league games are squeaky.
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The complex plane is the only 2D system that allows you to add, subtract, multiply, and divide points while perfectly preserving all the rules of standard algebra and translating them into physical rotations.
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I'd almost prefer to be charged $1.00 when ordering water at a bar/restaurant. Screw it, make it $2.00.
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Adding different quotes at the start of each book chapter farms all the aura.
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I like the assisted pull-up machine bc unlike machines at the gym, the more weight you add, the easier it gets.
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