Full stack (not that stack) data scientist. (he/him)

Raleigh, NC, USA
Joined February 2009
Sometimes people ask why I bought a Bolt and not a Tesla and I always say something like "a couple of reasons, really" but I always think "because Musk is a real piece of shit that's why"
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To celebrate the launch of @ConscriptGame on 23rd July, we've partnered with @HyperX to run a gaming giveaway! Prizes include: 🔹1TB Steam Deck OLED 🔹HyperX Cloud III headsets 🔹Custom CONSCRIPT earcups 🔹HyperX Knight backpack 🔹CONSCRIPT Steam keys 🔗 bit.ly/3KJnJBe
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You know, I'm sitting here trying to decide if I should dunk on or respond in earnest to this very bad tweet and I realize, I really won't lose much by deleting Twitter...
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Sometimes people ask why I bought a Bolt and not a Tesla and I always say something like "a couple of reasons, really" but I always think "because Musk is a real piece of shit that's why"
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If the deal goes through I'm taking myself and all of my friends who still use Twitter (it's just me) and LEAVING
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now i may be just a simple country hyper-chicken but i was led to believe that was the deal of what literally all sports were?
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The Onion has been banned on Twitter, follow us on Twitter for more updates.
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Congratulations to America for accepting defeat in the fight against the COVID-19 pandemic
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Holy Saturday is the worst holiday name though, right?
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27 years ago I accidentally ran the hardest, strangest Easter egg hunt my hometown had probably ever seen. Here’s what happened:
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Cancel your Disney vacation and support *checks notes* proud queer icon and longtime supporter of LGBTQ rights Dolly Parton
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When all you know about Scandinavia is vibes
A guide to whiteness in Europe
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I just received my 2nd Moderna booster vaccine, and I feel good! I am still going to wear my mask and keep my distance because the virus ain’t over, Fool! Grrr
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Today a Kirby song beat out a Metallica song for a Grammy.
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And yet, Chris Rock hasn't uttered a word of apology in public to Jada, neither has the Academy, the organization that paid and allowed him to get away with insulting her. Huh.
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they literally gave dave chappelle more specials after his transphobic tirade led to an employee walkout lol.
Netflix puts Will Smith's upcoming movie, ‘Fast And Loose’ on hold following #Oscars incident, @Variety reports. "It remains uncertain whether Netflix will return to developing ‘Fast and Loose’ and, if so, whether the streamer would seek a new star for the project."
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Gotta love this loud message that when it comes to awards shows, multiple men forcibly kissing women for years is just business as usual but one (1) slap is the end of the world
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First off, this thread is incredible and impeccable. Second off, my unpopular take is that Corporate Speak is actually good, it evolved to settle disagreements in a crystal-clear way while allowing the wrong party a safe and honorable way out, and it mostly does that well!
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mf in america pro guns and anti-slap 🥴
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