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Dark Sage

@dat_dark_dude

say good or shut up. IT Consultant, Statistician.

 Kaduna, Nigeria
Joined December 2010
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🇳🇴 kimmoFC
@kimmoFCNov 8
Morgan sure are involved in a lot of "accidents"
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Schrodinger's Christianity. Nigerian Christians cannot seem to decide whether the US is a Christian country or not. When it bombs the Middle East, it inot acting as a Christian nation. When it legislates LGBTQIA+ rights, it is not a Christian country. When it invades Venezuela, it is not, When it bombs Libya, it is not. When it cripples Cuba, it is not. But when a Muslim comes into power, the US suddenly becomes a Christian state once again.
CHUKWUEBUKA DAVID (@iamebukadavid) profile pictureCHUKWUEBUKA DAVID@iamebukadavidNov 4
He isnt wrong tho Can a Christian become a governor in Pakistan or Iran?
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Pure Angles@PureAnglesNov 1
Van Dijk was never red carded for these btw. Referee corruption.
barry (@BackseatsmanLFC) profile picturebarry
@BackseatsmanLFCNov 1
We've not seen a team this favoured by the officials since Fergie's United
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Liverpool fans are fighting for shout on target. 🤣🤣🤣
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Alhaji
@yeankharNov 1
I shaved, waxed, wore satin lingerie then came to your house. Your preeq no stand, you wan use kissing wound me 😌😌
Adika (@Adikastakes) profile pictureAdika
@AdikastakesNov 1
Arsenal please shave for me!!! I’m not going to pity you at Anfield
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All these pressure still zero shot on target.
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Havertz useless.
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Tobi♣️@talesofzardesOct 23
I just asked my mum whether she knew Harry Kane and she asked whether another one had hit California. Congratulations Messi
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 23
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The winner of the Ballon d’Or will be someone that every person on this planet KNOWS! 👀✨ — @Tanziloic
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@MooreRMFCOct 19
Last time they faced off on the biggest stage of football btw, it was just 3 months ago.
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Mod (@CFCMods) profile pictureMod
@CFCModsOct 19
Saka is so lucky Olise is suspended bro, he would’ve seen in 8k what a real winger looks like
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@ltarsenalOct 19
Top 2 highest scoring seasons by Arsenal in the Premier league era: 1. 2023/24 - 91 goals 2. 2022/23 - 88 goals Both under the manager who can't coach an attack apparently. Make it make sense.
Emzel (@Emzyl_) profile pictureEmzel
@Emzyl_Oct 19
We just have to accept that this is Arteta ceiling as a manager, he just can’t get his team to play brilliant football against a settled defense. We won’t be seeing good football at Arsenal regardless of who we sign until he leaves.
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Nadir@DrRitzyyOct 18
Arsenal 2026/27 vs 2025/26 Premiership equivalent fixtures and results: - (+/-) is each individual games' +/- - (agg) is the cumulative +/- - "Projection" * - 89 points
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Cry For Me Dear.
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E be like this our win pain Arsenal Fans pass rival fans 😂 I love it!
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1 nil to the Arsenal. 😭😭😭
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Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile picture
Arsenal
@ArsenalMay 19
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

ALT The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

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Arsenal
@ArsenalSep 12
BROUGHT THE FIGHT.
FULL-TIME: Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal.

ALT FULL-TIME: Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal.

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It ain’t funny when the rabbit got the gun
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Kieran Haynes@KHAFC20Sep 8
But but arsenal are dirty🤡
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😭😭
05.30x!🇳🇬- #14🏆 (@fivethirtyDwun) profile picture05.30x!🇳🇬- #14🏆@fivethirtyDwunSep 7
“If I say Chelsea, you say obo mi ni”
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