@datMermaid

artist, bit moony, ginger flailing enthusiast. aquarius.

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mermaid-culture.tumblr.com
Joined May 2013
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When a teacher asks you if you recognize a young Jeff Goldblum in a movie and you just scoff.
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i refuse to accept that Halloween is over
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Someone: hey let's make daylight savings time a thing Another one: why Someone: lol idk Another one: k let's do it
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Merry Christmas.
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Y'all remember Nightmare Before Christmas? Well I got some bad news: that shit was all just little puppets. sad but true
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#tbt Steve Martin's first #SNL monologue - October 23, 1976 thisdayinsnlhistory.tumblr.c…
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hello october
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I wish I could be in Scotland tomorrow
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Gregory Pennynose wakes up #heythere vine.co/v/OWz9bzXzY7m
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My dad just sent me a drawing I did when I was 5. I want that dress.
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Carrots get their orange color from somewhere
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Portlandia@portlandia13 May 2014
Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawea? Sacajawe
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Kate Nash@katenash27 Apr 2014
"New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer" cool story bro
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sorry I didn't fav your tweet but did fav someone's reply to it. you see, I'm tricking you into falling in love with me
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did they ever try looking for Carmen in San Diego itself? perfect crime, all I'm saying. thanks for coming to my TED talk that'll be $2000
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rats@baddivorce23 Apr 2014
once a psychic lady at taco bell told @datMermaid and I that we were gonna get rich and fall in love so I'm p much just banking on that
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everybody getting high on weed and praising jesus and I'm just inhaling balloons of ether and pouring blood on a brass disc for Quetzalcoatl
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turning 26 soon, which is double 13. that means I'll be two full jewish men, which technically classifies me as an improv troupe
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so sad today@sosadtoday13 Apr 2014
if you aren't thinking about me i don't want to know
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windows down heater up
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