Montgomery: Meowing to come in through the window (cat flap nearby but mummy is a sucker 😞 ), kisses for my pesky brofur and then I will sit my soggy bottom on this comfy chair and dry off 😸😸
Mummy has been to Bolton Priory and says their harvest festival looks beautiful. She particularly liked the home made jams made with ❤️
There is nuffink for kitties so we are not bovvered. 😾😾
Having an ickle wash 🧼 on mummy’s knee. You’ll never guess what my brother is washing 🧽 again…
BTW mummy went to see Pressure at the cinema and says it is brilliant 🤩
The Norty Boys and 🌈 Violet Hissypants retweeted
We have found our resident banjo player!! That kitten can play.
Had a visitor who had no idea of cat treats rationing and left the lid off so I got stuck in. Then I washed my bottom. 😹😹
Creamy treat after an early vets appointment for our jabs this morning. What is harder than getting a cat in a cat carrier? Getting the second cat in the other carrier when his brother is wowling and giving him heads up! The vet said Hugo looked furious 😹😹
Me watching fur meeses 🐁 . Mum luring me inside with a promise of treatos. It would seem she’s fed up with my Turner prize offerings: “Dead mouse on a mat recently vacuumed.” 😹😹
Powering up the murder mitts before sneaking into next door neighbour’s garden. What time will I be back mum? When I feel like it that’s when. 😼😼😼
Brought somefink in the house, got chased out, chomped on it, tootled off and then had a celebratory roll in my white underpants. Best day ever! 😸😸😸😸😸








































