@dashiell

head of digital After Midnight | writer Saved By The Bell | co-host Zack to the Future | writer/narrator Zack Morris Is Trash & A Very Special Episode

 Los Angeles, Ca
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Joined February 2014
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My controversial scorching hot film take of the day is Christopher Nolan is really good at making movies. I like when he makes the movies and then I get to watch the movies, THERE I SAID IT
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a Christopher Nolan biopic that starts with this guy sneaking Costco hot dogs into a movie theater in a Trojan horse popcorn bucket then works its way backwards to the first day of shooting Memento
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They finally combined my two favorite franchises: Fast & Furious movies and Hot Dogs
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Also huge respect to the brave visionary who raised their hand in the menu meeting and suggested adding Brian’s lunch order
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Happy ten year anniversary to a morning my life changed forever 🥳
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When you microdose mushrooms at your office job
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Avatar 3: The Quest for the Goth Girlfriend
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James Cameron woke up and said, “I’m going to invent the most sophisticated tech in filmmaking history, even if it costs hundreds of millions of dollars, to tell the undeniably captivating story I’ve been dreaming of for decades: …What if you had a hot alien goth girlfriend?”
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STRANGER THINGS (Season 5, 2025)
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This was the inspirational Christmas Eve pep talk Kevin McCallister needed to strike mortal fear into the hearts of two violent adult criminals. Until this point, he wasn’t sure it was possible. But an alleged local murderer reminded him you’re never too old to be afraid.
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Frantically explaining to my wife why this is actually a great deal because the Dugout Club has free food and I could easily eat $9,000 worth of hot dogs
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Doing some local pumpkin patch research and found this helpful review
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*unnerving piano score intensifies*
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The one group photo you finally remember to take on the last day of the music festival
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Did a cat write this
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My scorching hot and extremely controversial film take of the day is Paul Thomas Anderson is really good at making movies, I like it when he makeda movies there I said it
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One Battle After Another forcing me to add “if someone says ‘Christmas’ more than ten times, it’s a Christmas movie” to my list of what counts
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Jay Leno is somewhere right now waiting patiently for his denim phone to ring
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Just taking a little break from work to enjoy some nature. Such noble creatures. So much like us.
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🎵 Life is a highway 🎵 I’m scared to be here because of the Final Destination franchise
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