Just two guys who love the nonsensical headlines surrounding stocks, investing and the economy and take it upon ourselves to rewrite what they actually meant.
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I thought the stocks snapped their 4 day losing streak? Who writes this stuff? #stockmarkets
Pent up frustration after being told to shut down yesterday, markets respond. Futures up! #StockMarket #DowJones #NASDAQ
Hey Tom I gots the problem with my A/C. Can you help with that too?
Tom Brady touts cryptocurrency investments, says he's a 'big believer'
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If @Twitter was around in the 1200s could I have said “the world is round” without being blocked or having my account locked? 🤔 Thank God philosophers and Scientist were allowed to openly debate. #believethescience
Who knew??? Stop free checks and people start looking for a job? That’s just crazy talk now
Job searches jumped 5% in states cutting unemployment benefits, analysis finds cnb.cx/3uyF6u6
Biden: ‘I’m a capitalist, but here’s the deal’ in other words you’re not a capitalist.
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Or maybe the Republicans doomed conservatism?? 🤷♂️
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Hmmmm
Biden orders closer review of Covid origins as U.S. intel weighs Wuhan lab leak theory cnb.cx/34lel1O
Facebook No Longer Banning Posts Suggesting COVID-19 Was Man-Made. #Dow jumps!
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Stock futures fade on news that Facebook will end ban on posts claiming COVID-19 is man-made.
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Wow. Who knew??? 🤦♂️
AAA says Memorial Day gas prices expected to hit highest in 7 years
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Let me guess???? Read top 10 hottest #stock tips for 2021 or maybe watch #fastmoney? #easymoney #getrichquick
Billionaire Warren Buffett: The "one easy way" to increase your worth by 50 percent. (via @CNBCMakeIt) cnb.cx/2Tiymnr
Traders are upping their bets against the S&P 500, with short interest in the SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust -- the world’s biggest ETF -- at its highest level this year trib.al/3C4bArM
Thoughts and prayers!
Nationwide chlorine shortage impacts swimming pools ahead of summer foxbusiness.com/features/nat…
Diversify in a low cost index fund?
Billionaire Warren Buffett: The "one easy way" to increase your worth by 50 percent. (via @CNBCMakeIt) cnb.cx/2Tiymnr
Oh boy 🤦♂️ next they’ll tell us the sun rises in the east? #captainobvious #thingsthatseemobvioustomostfor100
White House officials say China hasn't been 'completely transparent' in Covid origin investigation cnb.cx/3hSyRPh