@darthphunk

Old, nerd, paramedic. Lover of Star Wars/Trek. Builder of droids. Devourer of carbohydrates. Follow me for one ingredient scotch based recipes.

 Oregon
Joined February 2009
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ABC News
@ABCAug 3
JUST IN: Capital One says it closed hundreds of bank accounts associated with President Trump and his businesses in 2021 "for anti-money laundering reasons," according to a recent court filing from the financial institution. abcnews.link/XEI0p7k

Capital One says it closed hundreds of Trump's bank accounts in 2021 'for anti-money laundering...

Capital One says it closed hundreds of accounts associated with President Trump and his businesses in 2021 "for anti-money laundering reasons," according to a filing.

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Hey @HISTORY ... anyone watching what commercials are playing between footage of people jumping out of the town towers? @dominos delivery drivers falling from the sky? Really?
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Can't wait to dig in to this gray ham sandwich that smells like a sour butthole. Thanks @Safeway!
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@ToddStashwick was washing dishes and heard someone on TV say "...monkey spank material" and look who I found.
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@ItsMichelleHurd is in the episode too!
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I was listening to Amazon Music and @Eve6 Inside Out played. I gave it a thumbs up and then it played Got You by The Flys then Novicaine by The Eels and then In The Meantime by Spacehog. Amazon knows what's up.
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Wild Geerters@steinkobbe12 Jan 2023
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PLEASE CLAP LOL
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Nick Jack Pappas@pappiness30 Dec 2022
At Jerry's Pizza, we deliver swift justice.
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Hello followers. This is going into the void... But like this pic if you see me.
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Gowron Swanson retweeted
Fred Durst
@freddurst20 Dec 2022
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk good morning, sir. Myself and @limpbizkit are available for any help you may want or need at Twitter. Happy Holidays
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youtu.be/RW10PNdoQQc

President Trump Says Having A Pet Dog 'Feels A Little Phony To Me' |...

President Trump says having a pet Dog 'feels a little phony to me'...

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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
@patriottakes17 Dec 2022
“WE MADE HISTORY!”
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I like how the republican establishment is against non-mainstream lifestyles, religions, immigration status, sexual identities. But then it's prisoner exchange time humans are now 1:1 value for barter and then they sprinkle on a little racism/jingoism to root for their prisoner.
#elonmusk and his current tirade seems like another super successful CEO, John McAfee... If McAfee were some sort of neckbeard memelord.
Advertising on Twitter will make Twitter solvent and everything will be fine.
Between the crypto crash, Elon being Elon, and the failed Red Wave, it seems like a bad week to be a Guy Who Sucks
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Again... Not the "L" that they make this out to be. Seems like catching this might be... good? Maybe?
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburn22 Oct 2022
Biden’s fentanyl crisis continues as 22 POUNDS of deadly fentanyl were seized by West Tennessee Drug Task Force agents. Biden’s open border policies are allowing this illicit drug to flow across our southern border and into Tennessee communities.
This joke is perfect for a coffee mug being used in an assisted living facility.
Tim Allen
@ofctimallen17 Oct 2022
Who is the face of woke. Do wokees have a club house in someone’s backyard or maybe a cute yet safe playpen somewhere?
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Reggie Jackson
@mroctober8 Sep 2022
Now we all know I was innocent ! Amen! RIP Queen E !
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*19.2kbps modem handshake*
SO ITS THIS PICTURE OF THIS GIRL TELLING THIS DUDE SOMETHING AND SHES SUPER IN TO IT AND SHE LIKE TOTALLY ISN'T IT FUCKIN HILARIOUS ITS ALL OVER TWITTER RIGHT NOW EVEN LIKE THE DMV OR SOME SHIT IS USING IT ITS SO AWESOME
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