Author, Star Wars enthusiast, die-hard Baltimore sports fan. I'm that guy...you know the one. Yeah, THAT one.

Joined October 2011
I’ve wanted to publish a novel since I was in high school. I’ve decided to make my dream come true and today my book has launched!! If you’re a fan of horror, the occult, or religious fiction, you can buy a copy at the link below. bryanscottjanorskebooks.com/
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Never thought I’d be here while Lamar was the Ravens QB, but it’s time to draft a QB. Talent and ability undeniable, but his hypersensitivity to injury, unwillingness to speak about it, and protection from the org. are just insane. Could have also worked on extension while out!
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La mejor pelea de todo Star Wars. Absoluto cine
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SNL took a commercial for a real psoriasis medication and turned it into a story about a mysterious force that may have existed before humanity. Ryan Gosling, Sarah Sherman and Ashley Padilla helped turn “Otezla” into one of those sketches that gets more ridiculous the longer you watch. Here’s how it works.
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Why is it every time I go anywhere, everyone in line takes 15 fucking minutes for their transaction and I take 5 seconds. Fuck you
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Having 4pm NFL games ending in the dark now (East Coast viewers) and then hearing the ticking of the "60 Minutes" stopwatch makes me feel that I have Algebra and American History homework to do tonight, even though I'm in my 50s now.
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It might be hyperbole to say this is one of the best things on the internet, but I don’t think it’s hyperbole at all.
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I was expecting this to get freaky, but this turned out to be way funnier than I imagined. 😂🤎
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George Lucas walked away from $500,000 to direct Star Wars. In today’s money that is more than $3.5 million, and the executives at 20th Century Fox were delighted. He had asked for $150,000 and two things they considered worthless. They believed they had just fleeced a kid. What they gave away would pay him for almost forty years. Lucas did not ask by accident. A director with a hit can say things a director with a script cannot. American Graffiti had just made money in 1973, and he spent every dollar of that leverage on the one thing nobody was bidding for: the merchandising rights. Even the toy business laughed. Mego, a giant of the day, was offered the Star Wars license in 1976 and passed. Kenner said yes, then hit a wall. By Christmas 1977 the toys did not exist yet, so Kenner sold an IOU. Kids opened a cardboard certificate that promised four figures in the mail. A year later Kenner sold 40 million toys. $100 million in 1978. Another $100 million in 1979. I remember when the desk first heard this story. Half of us called it luck. The other half went quiet. Luck does not ask for the one right nobody wants. Fox kept the movie. Lucas kept everything the movie turned into. In October 2012 he sold Lucasfilm to Disney for $4.05 billion, about half in cash and half in Disney stock. Now apply it to yourself. Most people negotiate the number on the paycheck. Lucas negotiated what the paycheck could never become. When someone offers you a fee, ask what you could own instead. A salary pays for the hours you work. Ownership pays for the hours you sleep. Everyone remembers the toys. Almost nobody remembers the $500,000 left on the table, or the nerve it took to leave it there. I have signed both kinds of deals. One paid for dinner. The other paid for the building. I know which one I would sign again, and you will have to decide which one you are signing.
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"My best game plan is always to sit on the bench, and call out specific instructions like: "C'mon Boog," "Get a hold of one, Frank," Or "Let's go, Brooks." Earl Weaver.
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🚨 ILHAN OMAR IS PLAYING THE VICTIM AFTER FEDERAL AGENTS SEARCHED HER HOME. A JUDGE SIGNED OFF ON THAT WARRANT. That's how the system works. For years, Democrats told us "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW" every time they went after Trump. Now the rule finally applies to one of their own, and suddenly it's "weaponization" and "intimidation." You don't get to make the rules for everyone else and then cry when they apply to you. No one is above the law, Ilhan. Not even you.
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❤️Even Fleetwood Mac called this their best performance ever. The band said they've never played better than this. Not a single note was wrong. Fleetwood Mac is at the peak of their form.
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Brooks Robinson goes airborn as the celebration of winning the 1966 World Series begins.
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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Bryan retweeted
LAMAR TO FLOWERS FOR 51 YARDS TENvsBAL on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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I will never forgive the Sequel Trilogy for not giving us at least one scene with all three of THEM together…
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My wife caught me doing something weird on a walk yesterday. She stopped and said, "Why do you keep adjusting your stride to make sure you step over the sidewalk cracks? Are you a five-year-old?" I said, "It's just a little game to keep my legs stretched out." She shook her head, mumbled something about marrying a toddler, and kept walking. Little does she know... the cracks are high-voltage laser tripwires. The neighborhood is heavily guarded by a rival syndicate, and if my shoe even grazes a fault line, the invisible snipers take the shot. My agility is the only thing keeping us alive on this trip to Starbucks.
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For Baltimore
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Bryan retweeted
Dismissing advice from a HOFer like @Jim22Palmer in such an arrogant manner is unacceptable. Not only does Jim have the HOF pedigree, but he's clearly made an effort to educate and adapt to modern baseball strategies, regardless if he agrees with them or not. Albernaz is a 🤡
Jim Palmer is BACK. Returning to the pod, he talks the #Orioles season, giving advice to Craig Albernaz, and more. PLUS Jerry and Mike discuss draft classes Full chat➡️youtu.be/Pjdwnsd6k8o?si=LBdI… @sportswcoleman @MBordick @Jim22Palmer #baltimoreorioles #birdland
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