"Jesus isn't the way, the truth, or the life exclusively. There are many ways to inherit eternal life. ... Jesus is not to be taken literally, but metaphysically." It makes complete sense that the Devil would arrive in the form of a condescending white woman. My favorite part is her quoting scripture that is totally invented.

"White people owe us food stamps"

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