Iconic Heardle puzzle today. Get to it folks, and be prepared for a special spring-flavoured Rickroll (ramenroll?) heardle.app/

I’ve always identified as an agnostic but I had a bit of a brainwave this morning that I may be more of a mildly anxious Rastafarian given my constant refrain of: 🎵 Always worry ‘bout everything, then I guess every little thing will probably be alright?

Everyone’s out here complaining about the NYT when the real villain of Wordle is my Ma and how casually and infuriatingly good she is at this game.

Happy New Year, pals! 2021 has been *a time* so I’d like to start off ’22 by asking what some of your fave things from last year were. Some of my favourite books of 2021: Know My Name - Chanel Miller Nobody Will Tell You This But Me - @bessbell Cyclopedia Exotica - @aminder_d

Look, having shown this video to my entire family this week, and having watched it about 35 times myself (conservative estimate) I’m not being hyperbolic when I say: I would die for this kid (ostensibly at the ceremonial offerings altar for the majestic Komodo dragons)

Friends, romans, holiday-heads, I present our newest family member: ✨Michelle Branch✨ 🎶 ‘cause you’re EVERYWHERE to me and when I close my eyes It’s tree, I see 🎶

Can't wait to read what Jake Gyllenhaal has to say for himself in this JavaScript newsletter I just signed up for:

Currently selling my “Adulting 101” Masterclass for free.99 in case anyone’s interested. I think my results speak for themselves.

Look, if you suggest “dropping in” to the local bookstore and I unexpectedly discover they have a graphic novel section, I can’t be held responsible for the subsequent ramifications. So it is written, so it shall be done.

Can’t wait to see how my sister handles the rest of this educational discourse

WestJet counter agent: “Good day, everybody. Just an FYI that *this* counter is for St. John’s. But *that* counter over there is for Saint John.” Still Westjet agent: “So to recap - if you’re looking for many Johns? This counter. Only a single John? Over there 👉🏽.”

TIL that "sabayon" and "zabaglione" are...the same thing? And that the correct pronunciation is the former?? I still don't know what either word refers to but I *do* know that my years of gleefully muttering "za-bag-lee-own-EH" to myself have come to a crushing halt.

The venn diagram of anti-vax protestors who use "My body, My choice" signs and people who are pro-life is 1000% a circle

Call the MPs listed in the doc below and send off these emails *now*, folks. As a healthcare worker who worked throughout the pandemic, Carlo is a hero who does not deserve to be so unjustly deported.

Today’s Raptors news has wreaked havoc on not only my heart but also my spelling. Quoting Nietzsche just adds fiery salt to this aggrieved wound.

📪 Dispatches from [visiting my parents in] New Brunswick 📫 Day 25: Evidence *continues* to mount that Baba is the biggest drama queen in the house

I watched "The Darjeeling Limited" for the first time this weekend and it wasn't good? Barring the offensive parts - not one but *two* white-saviour motifs - it also just kind of sucks? Anyhow, yo @thejuggernaut - if y'all need someone to write a years-late amateur review 🙋🏾‍♀️