Stand up comedian, writer, bit of a bell end but very smiley, likes hats, Hates WASPS. Props, Gags, Puns, Songs, Characters, general daftness. Is a Silly Billy.
Stevenage, East
Joined April 2017
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Just, WOW. Incredible humans. Isn’t it just so much better to be decent.
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Don’t buy electrical items from @verynetwork people. They won’t return when they turn up broken due to terrible packaging. They just blame you. But only AFTER they have told you twice to return the item, AT YOUR COST.
Definitely my inspiration. xitter.cf/kelly_convey/status/97…
I turned 2 in comedy years this month and today marks a year since signing to @OffTheKerb. 2 of the best decisions & years of my life 💕
This will be tremendous! Come along. What else will you do in Herts on Thursday? Take a break from looking at trees for one evening :-) xitter.cf/Herring1967/status/966…
People of Hertfordshire. I am one of you now and just like you (though less right wing on average and I don’t have a landrover- yet). Please come and celebrate me being your county’s fifth best comedian at the St Albans Arena TONIGHT alban-arena.co.uk/events/ric…
Come on Herts people, this will be great. I'm front row!! I will share my smarties if you ask. xitter.cf/Herring1967/status/959…
St Alban was named after the cereal, St Allbran eventually being shortened by the lazy idiots who live in the town. His pre-canonisation name was Ian Weetabix - alban-arena.co.uk/events/ric…
Totally agree. Disgusting. xitter.cf/andrewismaxwell/status…
Lets make a dream come true. xitter.cf/jamieravenmagic/status…
I think there should be a transfer cap. But at the lower end. make the minimum transfer fee £100m and then only the world class will move.
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Get fierce on #GlobalTigerDay. Help @DiscoveryComm and @WWF protect wild tigers at discovery.com/projectCAT #ProjectCAT
It's a Smart Train. xitter.cf/PhilNWang/status/87318…
Guys I'm not kidding. The whole train is one carriage. None of us know how this thing is moving. Straw poll suggests a "train ghost" xitter.cf/philnwang/status/87318…
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My Dad died March 2017, if not for @NHSEngland he'd have gone 2002. Vote @UKLabour vote @jeremycorbyn
Don't let @Conservatives bury our NHS
Gig No.10 tonight!! I will be doing the open mic for @Heavenlycomedy at @TheGreenSB I wonder how long before I can add an extra 0 ;-)
Open mic @shamblescomedy for me tonight. If you are near Tufnel Park then pop along to Aces & Eights for an evening of comedy.
