Any chance you can play Friday Night August 14 by Parliament Funkadelic tonight for Funky Friday? @WXPNDanReed – at Kennett Square, PA

Hey @CBSSports, how come you don't offer a local news hole during the halftime for the late game, like Fox and NBC did?

The Onion has won the bidding to control the leftovers of InfoWars. This is going to be interesting.

Tonight, The Bronx will be turned into "The Coven"

Today I learned Mariah Carey recorded a 'grunge' album in the 1990's. She has yet to release it.

Greg Kihn died. RIP. They don't make them like that any more.

Does anyone want to start a pool on what will be SCOTUS last decision handed down this June?

I hope the woman in brown at today's Mets game is okay.

(insert scream from Won't Get Fooled Again)

R.I.P. Grateful Red. May the four winds blow you safely home.

Hey @CBSPhiladelphia , tell Madeline Wright she did a cool stand up tease in the 6pm show today.

Forensic nursing, isn't that the same as assisting an autopsy?

seeing all these Norm McDonald clips from SNL make me wish he could have said "...I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride" in that staccato style of his.