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"So, Darkkai, if you were to enter number 10 as prime minister, how would you deal with the ageing population crisis?"
My publicist starts sweating, praying that question wouldn't come up...
"Two words for you: Elderly Deathmatch"
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Wait, Zavvi was still going all these years?
Former game-seller Zavvi enters administration again and "is unable to fulfil any outstanding orders or pre-orders" eurogamer.net/zavvi-administ…
ALT The word "Zavvi" written in bold green lettering on a mobile phone screen, which itself rests on a green surface.
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Can we put a stop to collector edition of games not actually containing said game?
Introducing the God of War Laufey - Collector Box, featuring:
💡 Light-Up Faye Statue
🃏 51-Card Oracle Deck
🎨 Mini Artbook
Pre-orders begin today. Full details: playstation.com/en-gb/mercha…
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It's 2026. It should basically be an expectation to run at a stable 60fps at 1080p. We need to stop making or accepting excuses for it at this point.
Rockstar says GTA 6 runs at 30 FPS, while it's reportedly unsure about a 60 FPS performance mode eurogamer.net/gta-6-frame-ra…
ALT A tanned woman in a white vest and with a red scarf over her nose and mouth readies a gun as she rides in the back of a car. It's Lucia from GTA 6.
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The general response to this sums it up. Tone deaf, moronic, and greedy. Sums up the games industry in 2026 really.
Important updates:
News on physical discs for new games - blog.playstation.com/2026/07…
News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - blog.playstation.com/2026/07…
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I'm sorry, what? Are you high, Sony?
blog.playstation.com/2026/07…
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I just thought to check my Student Loan balance, considering everything that's going on. I'm plan 1, graduated nearly 16 years ago. I still owe over £21k (tuition fees were £3k with £3k maintenance for three years). Last year, I only ended up taking £17 off the balance...
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One look at the image makes me think Rule of Rose...
Can you work out what Bloober Team is teasing, as no one else has been able to?
eurogamer.net/bloober-team-r…
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Somebody call me when Rage Racer is added to the list. That game was 🔥
Ridge Racer, a day-one hit from the original PlayStation, is now available in the PlayStation Plus Classics Catalogue.
Browse the full list of old-school hits: play.st/3LH9WQ2
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Can we outlaw Christmas songs before mid-November? It's not even October, and I'm hearing too many!
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Notice how the Renegades imagery has hunter with a blaster, warlock with a lightsaber, and a titan in the back
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If you're a game developer/publisher, can you STOP equating dollars to euros to GBP? Doom: The Dark Ages is $70 on Steam. It is also £70.
$70 is around £52...
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I'd say Trump and his cronies were using Brave New World and 1984 as a guide, but we all know they can't read
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Oblivion 2.0 is good, and it's good to be back in Cyrodil, but I should not be struggling to maintain ultra or high 60fps 1080p with a 5900X and 4070 Super...
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