@dark____master

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 Lansing, MI
Joined April 2011
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Isn't the whole point of dating someone is to marry them? Or do y'all just like all the heart break and breakups? – at Lansing, MI
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Mustafa@Mstafaeh
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Mamdani doesn't yet know his own reach — his team can't measure the ceiling he's already broken through. One day he'll see how deep it runs, and the shock will be his own — the kind that makes a man stand a little taller.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
Sep 28
Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play. We stopped by recently to see how things were going. Thank you to @NYJTL, @usta and @yonex_tennis for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve.
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Divyanshi 🦋@avogandu
Sep 28
Actually so chic of you to breakup with him the moment he called you a bitch!!!
Squirrel girl@fakesmilece
Sep 27
just broke up with my boyfriend am I the asshole?
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JR@pdxbrocialite
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USC really destroyed the Pac-12 just so they could finish 6th in the Big 10 every year.
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💲@yubwrld
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Olave quietly being on pace for 2,100 receiving yards isn’t being talked about enough
MF⚜️
@GOATED_WF
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cmon @jaxon_smith1 you had last year
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Al Smizzle
@AlZeidenfeld
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Costco just gets it.
Dexerto
@Dexerto
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Costco is using some of its $184 million in tariff refunds to cut prices on everyday goods The cuts include produce, meat, beverages, furniture and hardware
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I would be playing this video in divorce court so hard.
Why women get Ls
@ywomendeservles
Sep 27
Women would attempt to cheat with a singer if they had the chance.
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ttwfo.
@cseem20
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he’s actually been pretty damn goood lmfaoooo the pass rush is just nonexistent, can’t expect him to hold up in coverage for 10 seconds every time
Hoody
@TheHoody27
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Whatever teams are seeing on tape is drawing attention to Devin Sanchez. Texas and Illinois both challenged him. He does not seem to have progressed the way they were saying he did during camp. Iowa will be a good prove-it game for him.
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Marq@MarqsJO
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Jesus Christ man this app is always on some bullshit 😂😂😂
NFL Memes
@NFLMemes
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Cam Skattebo showing J.J. McCarthy around the Giants facility
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Replying to @harryh
Tony Soprano jointfitter’s union is doing the work
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Bri Amaranthus
@BriAmaranthus
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Oregon WR Dakorien Moore is too good in postgame pressers. How he described his go-ahead 29-yard touchdown catch from Dylan Raiola: “We seen a freshman (defender), and (Dylan Raiola) saw Dakorien Moore and said, ‘Check. Touchdown.’” @thereal_kori2x si.com/college/oregon/footba…
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Austin 🦆
@deviousduck_
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Being nit-picky, but is Dierre Hill not able to continue running down the sideline instead of cutting inward towards the defender? Feel like this could’ve been a TD, he had Olesh blocking in front
Coach Dan Casey
@CoachDanCasey
Sep 27
Outstanding call from Drew Mehringer to start the half. Empty Chip Screen to the RB
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes
Sep 28
The Vikings the moment that could find a team would accept J.J. McCarthy in a trade
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
Sep 28
Trade: Vikings are sending J.J. McCarthy to the New York Giants, sources me, @rapsheet and @mikegarafolo.
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ski 💎
@hndrxxmonster
Sep 28
Bro how does their division look like this every year 😭😭
🐝
@comadreja_clt
Sep 27
ITS FREEZING COLD AT THE TOP @NFCSOUTH
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While riding around Detroit in a Maybach. Just outta touch.
Sam Robinson@samueljrob
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Republican nominee for Michigan governor John James joined Detroit rapper 42 Dugg for a ride along through the city:
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HeyJupiter@ShesKindaALot
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Current registry photo. Dayton Ohio. Stay on their necks forever.
Alleria 🇨🇦 Political & News Commentary
@alleria_eh
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Never forget this asshole.
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Smitty
@Buffalo_Smitty
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He literally was allowed to ramble on about God for a full minute 🤣. You Christian nationalists try so hard to be victims
Ruby Reviews
@rubytubee
Sep 28
You can almost hear the control room screaming "Cut to another athlete...." they hate it when players talk about God...why is that?
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The fucked up part is that if this administration was gone tomorrow, it will still take years to get the standards back to optimal.
FactPost
@factpostnews
Sep 28
The FDA has announced a recall of 333 pounds of tuna due to elevated levels of the toxin scombrotoxin.
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Moira Donegan@MoiraDonegan
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“We could have done even less.”
TMZ
@TMZ
Sep 28
🚨 Cornell says alleged gang rape punishments were not minimal. Details: tmz.com/2026/09/28/cornell-r…
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bri@legs4brunch
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Get this old bitch outta here man
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
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Trump asks an African reporter, "how is ebola going?"
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QB11
@Qb11Sd
Sep 28
This was a big tendency breaker for Oregon this is the first true RB screen I can remember in probably 10 games.
nicky einess
@einess_nicky
Sep 28
I mean dear god, has USC never seen a screen play in the film room? Look up definition of stuck in the mud and it will show you a clip of #15 on this play
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