I like pondering the secrets of the universe whilst eating good, vibin’, and enjoying every moment.✌🏼❤️

California, USA
Joined May 2015
Attention already beautiful women: sorry our society sucks but please don’t get plastic surgery. Your natural beauty is EVERYTHING! The stretched out face, the Botox eyes, the cartoon lips. Please stop. You’re already beautiful. Fuck the pressure of the male gaze.
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Yeah, we know!
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So wait, the goalie kicked the ground and not the ball??? 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Set your Calendars 💙💙💙
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For the Knicks fans: The mayor still Muslim The bagels still Jewish Them turkeys still jive Knicks in five!
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I like this one better. 🤣
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Pro tip: the older you get, the harder it is to hold in a fart.
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It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.
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Nicolas Cage now looks like how Nicolas Cage should have looked like in Leaving Las Vegas 😂
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Artemis II !!!
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Why do we allow people that are at the end of their lives to be president? They should be younger so they can still be held accountable for their actions after office. Some, in question, don’t give a fuck what happens to them as long as they get their revenge on the world. 🍊💩🤡
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Historic! This is the highest quality video ever taken of the moon!
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Can someone take the keys away from grandpa so he doesn’t drive this earth into the sun please???
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Can’t wait for Conan the Octogenarian!
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California is drought free! Thanks nature!
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B: Ayo, if I get reelected, you have to suck my dick. T: Aite, bet.
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No deep rabbit hole conspiracies. No big “the man” plot to seize global domination. Just a perverted man, and many others as well, who were able to live out their wildest fantasies on an island of privilege and excess. Truly sad. We are here in history folks. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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When you stop caring for the less fortunate in our society which for some, circumstances out of their control put them in that position, you lose humanity. In turn, you will end up losing the society as a whole.
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LETS GO DODGERS!!! 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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All you see today is dodgers hats and sleepy eyes! 😂
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