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D'Arcy

@darcymonk

29 // he/him // just a normal, innocent man

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Joined December 2012
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when you go out for a curry and the man brings your drinks
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There are comedy writers who spend countless hours lying awake at night knowing that they’ll never be able to replicate a moment of satire as perfect as this does naturally
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@zGuz1 Jun 2020
In a fitting tribute, DJ David Guetta gives a shoutout to George Floyd’s family, remixes MLK Jr.’s I have a dream speech, and proceeds to drop the beat
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hard life (@hardlifeco) profile picturehard life@hardlifeco14 Oct 2023
for the very last time… thanks so much for celebrating our story with us. see you later, maybe never
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honoured to have borne witness to this @Federugby for a small fee we could come to an arrangement for your remaining games here
tess (@yesitstess) profile picturetess@yesitstess29 Sep 2023
The Italians score a try as soon as I play this out loud, inspired through the screen youtu.be/XW0W7j04iRQ?si=rOi8…
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Disneyland is booked let’s GOOO 🎃✨
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We are bidding an emotional farewell to a Chelsea great. Thank you for everything, @CesarAzpi. 💙
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– at Keswick, England
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The world's first trombone rhythm game is instantly a GOTY contender. And no, I'm not kidding. Turn up the volume and hear Beethoven like you've never heard it before. trib.al/pFwvN8z
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I don’t really do candles but I bought a cinnamon one recently and it smells so good I swear I’ve never wanted to eat something inedible so badly in my life
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@utdcynical6 Aug 2022
Chelsea just aren’t that good
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Hands down the worst part about late night trains are people who think they’re gods gift to comedy and try to entertain the whole carriage, I am begging you to just shut the fuck up for 5 seconds
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Nearly crashing the car because you want to get closer to the one in front so you can look at the dogs sitting in the boot >>>>>
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There’s something about food from takeaways with a food hygiene rating of 3 or less which has that succulent je ne sais quoi
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I am a bit pissed so am sharing vibes here you go everyone open.spotify.com/track/2JHgZ…
Steve Backshall should put the Korn moshpits on the Deadly 60 list
Crawling out of a tent on all fours is so unbelievably dehumanising
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The great thing about sunburn is how quickly it transitions from excruciating pain to only mildly agonising pain
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