Burner turned finance guy

Joined December 2024
People in thread thread are calling for this guys execution for doing a Bart Simpson crime
Bro's gonna need to go into the witness protection program. 👀
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Chucks “Dipper” Lemono, CMT®️ retweeted
One of the things that libs refuse to believe is that the poor are on average way shittier people than the middle class or rich. But take it from me, as someone who grew up living below the federal poverty line & worked rough blue collar jobs to pay my way through college: the poor really are worse on average. This really shouldn't be all that surprising! Being a shitty person in just a really banal interpersonal way is a good way to be poor. Lazy & disagreeable enough to just walk off your job for an hour instead of the 5 minute smoke break you were supposed to be taking? Good luck holding down a job long enough to not be poor. Impulsive & violent enough to threaten your coworkers over mild disputes at the workplace? Have fun being in & out of jail, oh & not being able to hold down a job long enough to not be poor. Have a drinking problem that you're not willing to address, so you show up to work every day hungover? Too sexually out of control to keep your hands off the women unfortunate enough to get near you? Gambling problem that you keep stealing to fund? Poor, poor, poor. It's not that being poor makes you a bad person. I know plenty of decent poor people! But most poor people aren't Aladdin. And a lot of the most common vices that just make you really miserable to be around are a good way to get & stay poor.
Tried taking baby to the Houston zoo today w my parents. realized it was going to be over $100 for the 3 of us and bailed bc I got bad vibes from the crowd and a girl started throwing (small) rocks at my 6mo old Turns out if you’ve got EBT it costs $9. No wonder it fkn sucks
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I’m not embarrassed I just know you all can’t comprehend complex issues so why try to explain?
closeted bigots will never be able to confront how their skewed worldview and evil politics make them repulsive. I don’t know how we as a society should deal with these people. Withholding your politics out of embarrassment should be a sign something’s wrong
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“If social security is shut down I want all the money I paid in plus interest.” SO DOES EVERYONE THE PROBLEM IS THERE ISNT ENOUGH MONEY YOU RETARDS
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Do whatever you want with this information
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One of the most effective psyops of our day was the belief you can just spam Zyns without biological consequence.
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Traded 6 Pokémon cards for this today
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We give it to babies the moment they are born.
If fentanyl is so dangerous and can’t be ingested .. what was it originally made for ?
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Chucks “Dipper” Lemono, CMT®️ retweeted
Guy standing behind his locked screen door: you're obviously an assassin man. Look at you Me: (dagger in my belt almost completely uncovered by my cloak) I'm here to fix your water heater
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“I need a bangmaid, Jerry!” “A bangmaid?” “That’s right, I need someone to cook for me and clean and have sex with me!” “You mean a wife?” “No. A bangmaid”
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Foids be like “so how tall are you?”
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I’m Kyle Rittenhouse and this is Crossing State Lines and Protecting a Gas Station from Pedophiles
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Taylor swift the type of girl to make you miss the zeroes. To make you miss the thing.
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No baby I do care just not nearly as much as you do
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How do I block all black people? @nikitabier please respond
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If you cure cancer for personal gain, you’ve still cured cancer.
talking about how you'd cure cancer solely for personal gain and thinking that's a good argument
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