My lover’s birthday cake.
Call my lover and tell my child to tell her Dad that we got his cake.
My kid: "Daddy, we got a cake of you."
I just started hollering. 😂🤣💀
Replying to @AlexHormozi
@AlexHormozi ALEX!!! Would you be willing to make a video game that makes you implement all the things you teach and that are in your books?!?!?!
OMG PLEASE!!! 😍😍😍 That sounds like so much fun!
Ugh… it’s shark week.
I want to do everything and nothing right now.
Everything, cuz I GOT SHIT TO DO, and nothing, cuz SHARK ATTACK.
Replying to @WittLowry
@WittLowry you’ve got some beautiful energy bud. I’m so happy for you. Congrats on making it this far. Your Dad would be so proud. 💜
Replying to @Superhuman
@Grammarly When you get an email from a grammar software and it has a grammar error in their subject line. lolololol
Replying to @kieracass
@kieracass Just throwing this out there.... I think this song would be amazing for one of the party/balls in the movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=M57Fi19v…
Replying to @pulte
A draft tweet.... The hell does that even mean? Lol. Is it Tweetie drinking a beer?
Replying to @MrBeast
@MrBeastYT for all the people who ask you for money, and you give it to them.... Do any of them give anything back in return?
Make you laugh? Do a little jig? Make you an epic sammich?
Like.... I'd give you a massage.... Cuz I fucking LOVE my work.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣












