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Joined April 2010
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Looks like @danzolot was RIGHT about the name of @katyperry's baby!! #DaisyDoveBloom 👀
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Pizza reheated in the microwave tastes better than pizza reheated in the oven
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Did they pick Nicolas Cage to play Joe Exotic cause his last name is cage and the tigers are kept in cages
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Wait a minute you’re telling me Prince Charles isn’t married to the queen?? That’s his mom?!?!
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Got this in the mail today. Don’t think it’s for me but I’m gonna eat it anyway.
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It’s crazy how hair doesn’t look wet when you’re under water
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If I swallowed this mini baby would I be considered pregnant
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if you were to pay close attention, i say “that rumor is like a broken clock...” some might think that i meant to say broken record, but i did not. Because even a broken clock is right twice a day. 😎
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I keep the body of a dead spider on my dashboard so other spiders know it’s no place for them to hang out
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Hey @FrankIero remember me. We shared this special moment together. I tried very hard to get My Chem tickets but they sold out 🙁 can you help 🙏
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People posting their pumpkins like “I carved this myself” and I’m like I can tell
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I’m allowed to have dandruff cause my name is in the word
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I was cracking myself up too
Just watched Tori on @ZachSangShow & @danzolot had me cracking up 😂
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Sometimes I forget my mom’s name isn’t actually mom
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Feels like a personal attack
bitches say “i’m fine” then dye their hair pink
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Rihanna is the 8th wonder of the world
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Someone on instagram is trying to catfish me and I’m about to fall for it
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