Danielle X.

Can we stop saying we thought the shortages in food, cleaning, and medical supplies happening right now "oNlY hApPeN uNdEr CoMmUniSm/sOcIaLism?" This. Is. Not. The. Same. Step off the soapbox of propagating a complete misunderstanding of history and politics. We need that soap.

We all have those days where we feel the way a @ToysRUs looks in 2020, and there’s simply no other way to put it. #idontwannagrowup #okmillennial #toysruskidsarenowwholefoodsadults #iwannafeellikeawholefoods #whosinchargeofmaintenance

I was impressed with the idiomatic use of a three-year-old nephew when he said “give me a hand.” Then I realized he was playing with Mr. Potato Head. #imnotimpressed #givemeahand #lookimapicasso #youunculturedswine #whatareyoulookinatyouhockeypuck #mrpotatohead @playskool

“We’ve had people on the moon, we blow up entire nations with a button, and we have to drink lattes out of soggy paper straws?” #thingssisterssay #wisdom #letusbeattentive? #TheMoreYouKnow

Should’ve invested in the “I voted” sticker industry last week. UGHHHH it’s like Bitcoin all over again. #bedtimethoughts #stickercollection #investments #omgiforgottovote #jkgetreal @Bitcoin

All living in New England for 7 years gets you is an excessively high standard for maple syrup, beer, and cheddar cheese, and an acquaintance with too many Red Sox fans. #displacednewyorker #newengland #thatcheesetho @cabotcheese @magichat @RedSox

The only time I’ve ever experienced FOMO is when I’ve boarded a @JetBlue flight knowing I was too tired to stay awake for the snacks. #nofomo #toosleepyforsnacks #redeye #terminal5 #bagelredemptioninthemorning

How to win over a yiayia in church: almost immediately after arrival put on a sweater. There’s a 97% chance she’s looking at you with the face of someone who just smelled sour milk. Look at her and say, “the air condition!” And mimic her face. Friends 4 lyfe and to the eschaton.

“Anxiety is the source of all creativity. You don’t paint a great picture by lying on the couch having an afternoon nap. You paint a great picture by struggle, by throwing yourself into it, by the fact we are human beings...” #rollomay #anxiety #existentialpsychology #workinonit

What kind of monster buys a bagel at O’Hare while waiting for their flight to LaGuardia? #airportthoughts #nobagelsoutsideny #getrealhomie #poorlifedecisions #realbagelsdontneedtoasting #phony #thingsthatturnmeintoholdencaufield

Woe to the researcher who tries to measure the important factors, such as ability to love or care for another, zest in life, purposefulness, generosity, exuberance, autonomy, spontaneity, humor, courage, or engagement in life. #yalom #existentialism #livefully #yoloooooo

Nothing like a bunch of Patriots fans cheering at Logan to remind me it's good to leave Boston. #anyonebutthepatriots #saiditoutloud #imnotafraid #😬 #🗽

Fact: After dedicating 25 months of my life to watching the entirety of Friends, I was more emotional with the still shots of New York during the end credits than with saying bye to the 6 people at Bedford & Grove. #displacednewyorker #greatestlifeachievement #hardwordpaysoff

Fact: The only TV shows worth watching are the ones Danny Devito has been on. @DannyDeVito #itsalwayssunny #taxi #sesamestreet #friends #enlighteningtelevision

There comes a time in every woman's life where she has to learn about MKUltra. #WHAT #movingoffthegrid #theyrestillgonnaknow #howboutthemyankees #TheMoreYouKnow

Being accidentally included in a group text of 20 people you don't know who are trying to plan Secret Santa is a foretaste of hell and if anything will encourage me to live righteously, it is this experience. #hellisagrouptextforeternity #moderntheology #donotdisturb #pleaseno

You know it's finals week when you find time to rotate your mattress. #gradschoolforever #whatmightthisbe #donttellmewhatyouseeinaninkblot #iknowtoomuch #TheMoreYouKnow #finalsweek #quartersystemsucks #23rdgrade #aintnobodygottimeforthat #hashtag

When did meditation become a purely Buddhist thing? #διαλογή #שיח #thattanakhthough #psalms #creditwherecreditsdue

Fact: night before my 1st day of 23rd grade, all the back to school butterflies that ever inhabited my stomach are now dead. #1stdayofschool

Merv Griffin, the greatest gift to yiayias everywhere. #mervgriffin #jeopardy #wheeloffortune #idliketobuyayiayia #whatisayiayia