Dan Willis

Adelaide Fringe is bouncing, and this is my first tweet for almost a decade.. I think I'll now try and build an exclusive crowd of people that just dont want any tweets, and I'm old, I can't call them Posts!

My little lady, belting out a bit of @taylorswift13 #Swifty

Do Artists still think they can get away with doing #Adverts in #Japan and no-one in the west will notice? @rickygervais ???

Kerr-Plunk go #Lionesses ! #WomensWorldCup2023

My daughter asked me what it was like to be married. I told her to leave me alone & when she did; I asked her why she was ignoring me. #oldjokereboot #meaningofwife

My Wife thinks I’m too old fashioned. But I reckon we’ve got good alchemy. #oldjokereboot

Has anyone got any information on how i can raise enough money to buy a plastic figurine from the Marvel franchise? (it’s for a Thing).

Quick impersonation of @QBEaus "All of our consultants are currently busy, continue to hold".. #worstcustomerservice 95mins waiting so far, 64mins yesterday, got kicked off the line by the system at 5.20pm, called right back "Our call centre closes at 5pm".. #JoyNotJoy

From the 2nd to 4th June I'm Bringing my two favourite shows to the BYRON BAY COMEDY FESTIVAL!! BEST OF BRITISH (#MelbourneComedyFestival Most Popular show). And THE ASHES (#England V #Australia in multi award winning #Comedy) byroncomedyfest.com #Byronbay #comedyfestival

Yeah whatever… Apparently i’ve got unlimited free speech now, can’t think of anything to say, and i’m happy about that..

Off to @TheComicsLounge to complete my weeks worth of headline gigs.. it’s been a rocking week, only thing that can slow us down is #Australia kicking off at 9pm.. Howsabout #Tunisia just concede the game, then everyone can just come to the gig! #WorldcupQatar2022

According to #Elon, jokes are now legal on Twitter.. i’m off then.. Can’t exist in such crazy times..

I’m two episodes into #RingsofPower, and I’m beginning to feel that this is to #The #LordOfTheRings what “Caravan of Courage” was to #StarWars But as a wounded veteran of 7 seasons of #The100 I shall be sticking with it to the bitter end..

I’ll be in #Manchester #Airport for a few hours, if anyone fancies a pint.. Bonus- I can most likely sign people into the Business Lounge… #manchesterairport #homewardbound #Edfringe

In a couple days I’m leaving the Blistering cold winter of the #GoldCoast (24 degrees C).. For the apparent #heatwave of the #UK.. #Edinburgh is currently 12 degrees with an 80% chance of rain.. Now that’s sub-tropical! #edfringe here I come!

Asking a #Stargate fan to watch #stargateoriginscatherine is like asking a #starwars fan to watch #caravanofcourage .. at some point you’re gonna get punched, not hard, but punched all the same.. followed by a heartfelt apology..

Are you in #SurfersParadise ? Are you #British ? Do you like the #UK #UnitedKingdom Or even just want to barrack some Poms.. Fancy a laugh and some great food and Drinks on a Friday afternoon.. Click away eventbrite.com.au/e/brits-in…

Toon Toon Toon Well everybody say limadha naeam! #NUFCTakeover #nufctakover #nufc #NewcastleUnited #NewcastleUtd – at Gold Coast, Queensland

Personally I was kinda hoping they were gonna use a plane.. #covid_19 shortages hit #Adelaide #Airport @ Adelaide Airport instagram.com/p/CTMEZJEn_ri/… – at Adelaide, South Australia

We’re in #Adelaide!! Doing gigs and the like.. Fancy a laugh? Come and see us!! It really is that simple! adelaidecomedy.com – at Adelaide, South Australia