Never laughed so much at an advert #DancePonyDance

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Trams are a poor mans train #poverty #oldham

@rhi_low what's happening with you now ?!?

@rhi_low you can't always get what you want I suppose x

@rhi_low I am smiling, only because I know I'm better off #winning

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Still trying to re-gain sleep from Saturday #shattered

Ich bin shepherd, that's my french done ! #learnalanguage

All this chatting about lack of blood donors and they can't take mine because they failed to send out my form to my new address #giveblood

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Being told the building your working in is where they make the drugs for children with cancer is #sadtimes

Loving a bit of slob-day Saturday #Nachos

Not loving the London driving #buswankers

Loving the new iPad #bestthingever