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Hey, so if you like Dansen and are following me because you want more Dansen mutuals and stuff, that’s great. However, if you don’t like Dead Dove/Taboo fictional ships, I wouldn’t recommend following me unless you’re neutral on it, I guess. Read bios.
Genuinely if my friends or bf won’t rewatch primetime with me tonight I’m just going to watch it alone. I wanna watch it with people because it’s fun especially because my friends who haven’t seen it but everyone always wants to do something else
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why dis 🕵️ look so mad 😭😭😭
#primetime
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when the whole crew is watching dan’s first aired episode of predator and everyone cheers for him and someone says “cherry popped!” #Okay
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I actually find the abortion scenarios with dansen really funny like yes come in your decoy then get pissy and pay for an abortion just to not use protection AGAIN and still get annoyed
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when Ao3 comes back I better see a heinous amount of dan plum Getting face Fucked, and it better be super gross nasty With lots of bodily fluids involved
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Dan sitting on Chris’s lap and giving him a thigh job, ough bonus points if Dan is reading lines and trying not to moan as Chris touches his dick with every thrust. “Have you ever been fucked before?” Dan letting out a shaky “No.. I’m a virgin.”
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this is so corny but,,,omegaverse variant where there are ultra rare omegas who develop hybrid animal traits when they present, so when Dan goes into his first heat he grows cat ears and a tail and Alpha Chris goes fucking feral w the primal instinct to breed that catboy
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if Dan had a pussy Chris would absolutely not be able to stop coming inside him and then ask Andie to get Dan an abortion bc Chris Cannot Deal With It. and this would happen like 5 times
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Soft Dansen before i go to bed. Chris absentmindedly petting Dan who’s laying his head on Chris’s lap, watching a movie while Chris looks over work documents.
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i would deadass face fuck him until he starts snorting out cum bubbles bruh I dont care. send tweet
What if Chris branded Dan in a place no one else would see? Only someone who would be perving on him would see it. That way if the predators get to handsy with what’s his they see that and know that’s his boy
If I haven’t mutual-ed you back yet it’s because I haven’t even looked at my followers in a minute gimme a bit
Chris makes Dan roleplay that he’s a virgin every time they fuck because it makes him extremely hard. This guys virginity/purity kink goes insane. He also sometimes makes Dan act like he’s a good church boy that doesn’t know anything about sex (freak) jk it’s hot














