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Dan Seitz #Hopester

@danseitz

Former professional, competitive, flair bartender. Current professional, competitive, stay at home dad. Oh yeah..and I https://xitter.cf/t.co/UlpIoI0jSn

 Kansas City
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Joined March 2009
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt16 Sep 2022
Hey @GovRonDeSantis you need to be in jail ASAP.
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Acyn
@Acyn20 Jul 2022
Raskin is pretty good at this
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Shonduras
@Shonduras29 Dec 2021
WHO WANTS A 2021 BOX??! the tradition continues.. this year the crew packaged and sent out over 800 custom boxes to Spacestation homies, creators, gamers, partners, and friends we have made along the way!! and we saved 50 boxes for YOU! RT and drop a comment to win one
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Tim Dillon
@TimJDillon20 Jul 2021
Anyone hating on Bezos must not have a spaceship.
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Dan Seitz #Hopester@danseitz5 Mar 2021
Replying to @VarietyKC
@VarietyKC got Hudsyn and I in touch with @HeatherHallKC so we could help do something amazing for #specialneeds families in @KCMO! youtube.com/watch?v=hlQDyc4z…
We Won at City Hall! - Changing Tables

We Won at City Hall! - Changing Tables

Dan and Hudsyn head to City Hall in beautiful downtown Kansas City ...

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Eliza Orlins@elizaorlins12 Feb 2021
As a public defender, I couldn't even use the same bathroom as jurors during a trial.
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@Acyn11 Feb 2021
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Matt Navarra@MattNavarra9 Feb 2021
💀 – at Penarth, Wales
Mikael Thalen (@MikaelThalen) profile pictureMikael Thalen@MikaelThalen9 Feb 2021
A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter
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Mitt Romney
@MittRomney20 Nov 2020
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George Takei
@GeorgeTakei10 Nov 2020
I guess we’ll see actual evidence of their alleged widespread election fraud around the same time Trump releases his tax returns.
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Simone Giertz
@SimoneGiertz7 Nov 2020
Trump rage tweeting right now feels like watching a movie villain drowning in a pool of lava
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Seth Rogen
@Sethrogen7 Nov 2020
They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.
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The Late Show
@colbertlateshow6 Nov 2020
"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."
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Mary L Trump
@MaryLTrump8 Oct 2020
If he is going to be allowed to lie, interrupt, and go over his allotted time, what exactly is the point of this?
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Jamdrew ⭐⭐⭐@pierrederecho8 Oct 2020
Buzz buzz? Buzzzzzzz
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Leon Lush
@LeonLush28 Sep 2020
How to be an LA influencer in two pictures
rosie (@lilbitunholymc) profile picturerosie@lilbitunholymc27 Sep 2020
Literally within 8 hours of each other... ????????
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Marques Brownlee
@MKBHD15 Sep 2020
Peloton stock price definitely noticed when Apple Fitness+ was announced 😅
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Marques Brownlee
@MKBHD15 Sep 2020
The animation that plays when you like any tweet (like this one) with the #AppleEvent hashtag... pretty smart partnership. Drives more engagement for Twitter. Builds more hype and more people liking tweets about Apple. Clean AF.
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Howie Mandel
@howiemandel1 Sep 2020
I’m doing a FOLLOW SPREE! RETWEET THIS and I might just follow you #AGT
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My crew and I when we hear Jerry Falwell and his wife’s boyfriend are in town for a boat parade
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Wait.....what?!
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@ProjectLincoln24 Jul 2020
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