@dansbysjohnson

Appreciator of husky bespectacled relief pitchers and plate discipline. Blocked by Brice Turang. #Behereforit #goblue

 Chicago, IL
Joined March 2022
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ettingermentum
@ettingermentumOct 12
Oh my God
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It’s a good thing the #cubs aren’t in this game. I can’t imagine them panning to the bullpen and seeing Trent Thornton warming up.
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Mike Praznowski@PrazMasterOct 7
I’d root for Hamas if they were playing the Brewers.
Incel Odo@trashmanrisingOct 7
Replying to @PrazMaster
Cheering for the team that eliminated you is nasty lmao.
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𝞖𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙨@h4yes_17Oct 1
#resignseiya campaign has officially begun, not changing the pfp until he’s signed.
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Uncle Jeff@ebsoftball2Oct 1
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because the Cubs played like shit.
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Connor Pils
@TheConnorPilsOct 1
If this is it for Ian Happ Thank you for everything.
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump22 Feb 2016
I hear the Rickets family, who own the Chicago Cubs, are secretly spending $'s against me. They better be careful, they have a lot to hide!
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CONFORTOSZN
@MalakiMartinez4Oct 1
The cubs when they get eliminated in the next 30 minutes, will pretty much miss playing October baseball. And miss getting 90 wins. Two things that we were expecting this year. Failure of a season. Sell the team
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Cmon Happy. Show them why you belong here.
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Bregman with one of the worst cuts of all time.
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Best offense in baseball was always a joke. Anyone who’s watched more than one #cubs game knows that.
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Fuck this team
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Loser team full of losers.
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Cubbies Crib@CubbiesCribSep 29
Sources tell our @ragazzoreport that Ian Happ would be willing to take a discount in free agency to remain with the #Cubs. READ MORE ⬇️
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The “Glove First Prospect” led the league in home runs. I could cry. #cubs
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Sam McGonigle
@_SamMcGonigleSep 27
With PCA getting pulled from the game in the 1st inning, his regular season numbers are now final: .942 OPS | 45 HR | 107 RBI | 41 SB | 25 OAA Truly a once-in-a-generation season
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Jacob Zanolla
@jacobzanollaSep 27
Pete Crow-Armstrong has officially played in all 162 games in his MVP season. Unreal 🫡
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Taylor McGregor
@Taylor_McGregorSep 24
Forever grateful. Thank you @Cubs + @WatchMarquee.
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Ian Happ Supporter@positivecubsfanSep 25
I would like the Ian Happ haters to name one real human being that they think would be better and actually attainable for next year
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