Sometimes security implementations look fool proof. And by that I mean proof that fools exist.

How long will it take a group of ex-Twitter SMEs to build a rearchitected Twitter 2.0 without the legacy cruft and kludges? They'd put those lessons learned and 3-month severances to profitable use. (If only active user audiences grew as fast.)

Confirming I am @danphilpott on the infosec.exchange Mastodon server.

I can't stop watching @elonmusk implode. It's horrifying, but oddly compelling.

Can you help me understand why any talented Twitter staff, who could have other prospects, would stay on the job? I mean it's not like there is equity or an IPO to anchor them.

A useful imperial measurements guide for the kitchen, the highest quality image of it I could find.

In 80% of meetings, there is an inverse relationship between the number of people in the meeting and the effectiveness of the meeting.

An amazing trailer for an amazing book, The Dancing Plague. Available now: smile.amazon.com/Dancing-Pla…

My new favorite measure of time is the yoctosecond. If I could just work in a spacetime where I had one second per normal spacetime yoctosecond I'd have time enough to do all my work.

In a celebrity nice-off, who would win: Andy Griffith, Tom Hanks, or Keanu Reeves?

I could almost understand @RepMTG calling a petri dish a peach tree dish. She's from Georgia, every second place name there is Peach Tree. Then I saw the clip. There is no amount of being from Georgia to explain that level of batshit crazy.

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What amazes me about Marjorie Taylor Greene is she makes far-right conspiracy extremism seem effortless.

The meetings will continue until morale improves.

Got my Pocket Operator-14 from Teenage Engineering yesterday. So small, so fun, so much to fiddle with. Haven't had so much fun with a bass line synth since playing with someone's TB-303. teenage.engineering/products…

Hard enough finding vendors who can demonstrate they comply with current NIST pubs.

Startling security statistics by tool vendors are a conundrum. How much is marketing hype and how much is them being the only people in a position to discover widespread weakness?

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