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There's this food vlogger who only goes to expensive places within the Achrafieh, Gemmayze, Mar Mkhayel area and probably earns a shit ton of money just by saying "fghanchement j'ai adoghé" to everything he tries. Dude is living the life.

Now I'm craving banadoura jabaliye with sumac

A3tiniii el lolélolélolé

Your grandma is grilling kebbe on the terrace. The sun is shining on your face and the smell of gardenias filling your nose. You're kicking a ball made of crumpled up newspaper while eagerly waiting for the lunch to be ready. Most cherished moments of my childhood.

شو هالعبقري الكويلو!

هالباتنجانات بعد بيحملو شوية رز

In the accounting lingo BS stands for balance sheet. This is far from being a balance sheet but the other meaning of BS definitely applies.

المصدر: ڤويس نوت ببلش ب"عوافي شباب"

No one: Not a single soul: My brain: FIL ALOULO KAMANANA

Tell me you don't see the sun without telling me

A friend once told me about an ex work colleague of his who went to the office one day, left the laptop and belongings on his desk and no one ever saw him again. On Sunday evenings when the blues hit, I think about this story and the idea of doing the same doesn't seem so crazy.

This but with mashewe w arak

Who's the psycho who pees outside the 5 zone?!

رجعولنا نوغارلك نو اونيون عم ينهار عقرشة الخيارة البلدية

Something worthless you learn when you work in consulting is to dump buzzwords that cause a paradigm shift in the thinking outside the box allowing you to circle back to the low-hanging fruit and run it up the flagpole in order to leverage some quick wins.

Somewhere a Philip Morris executive is smirking in triumph as the iqos sales figures are skyrocketing because of more Lebanese people becoming expats in Dubai.

My PowerPoint decks give the impression that I'm an expert but in fact I have no idea what I'm doing 🤝

We don't talk enough about how difficult it is to find a reasonably priced skilled barber in Europe. I've been paying 35 euros for a shitty haircut but this has finally come to an end. Found a very good Arab barber who charges 23. Abdel Kader mate you're a life saver.