effervescent ✨dead inside 🌱

NYC | Brooklyn | Bed
Joined January 2010
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Waze in Queens is like: “Turn left on 47th Road. Double back through 47th Avenue. Skip across 47th Street. Run naked across 47th Blvd. The destination you are trying to reach does not exist.”
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I want the Rockettes kickline to follow me around and whenever I accomplish something minor like carrying groceries or brushing my teeth BAM cymbals legs flying everywhere it is the height of celebration
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Who cares if Twitter dies, you could never see my tits on here anyway.
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An account called “In Otter News” has done more for my mental health than years of therapy.
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Gen Z please respect your elders
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No one can convince me hamster doesn’t have a p in it. It’s hampster and you’re all insane.
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Danielle Grace retweeted
THE VAL VERDE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW with COKER & STRATTON! TOMORROW ON @1089THEHAWK!
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My husband just said we have to watch all the Minion movies before we watch the new one to “know what’s canon”
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Give me all of the Coachella girls. Tops made of chain mail? Sexy as fuck. Gemstones around your eyes? Cateracts for the next generation. Cowboy boots made from fishnets? Confuse me, mommy.
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Danielle Grace retweeted
As a teen in my 30s I—-
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Pete Davidson is for girls who looked at Hayden Christensen’s Anakin and thought “I could save him.”
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I assume everyone I meet is in high school. Girl with lashes & nine inch nails on the train? Freshman. A man with any sort of hair? Homecoming king. Tiny baby in a car seat? The dean.
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people introduce women like "she was a child star, a bestselling author, an Olympic medal winner, temporary Bolivian dictator, and she blew up the moon, but most importantly, she's a wife and mother of three."
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You thought I was done being a shitbag teen but you were WRONG BABE!!! ⚡️💀🫀💫⚡️🐍
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Happy New Years from my titties and Miley’s
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As a New Englander I put malt vinegar on everything: my fries, my beers, my hopes, my dreams. … my dog, my bed, my leather leggings, my MacBook Air. Help. I don’t want to live this life.
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