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EVERy AI agency in 2026 is just a shitty dev shop with a 2000% markup and a trendy marketing angle
they delegate all work to cheap 3rd world freelancers and charge you a premium on "added value"
in reality, you get the same low quality experience from upwork but without the cheap price.
what's even more shocking is that most of these guru's are not even devs.
they have 0 experience coding scalable and reliable software.
they are marketing wannabes that throw buzzword on top of buzzword to mislead you and create FOMO in their sales calls.
"ai-native"
"RAG system"
"second brain"
"10x your sales"
it almost sounds too good to be true.
and 99% of times, it is.
but if they managed to convince someone into paying $20k for a CRM made in 5 minutes with claude code, I guess props to them.
I just hope they don't disappear when things inevitably break after 3 days.
but unfortunately, their burned up customers always tell me the opposite story.
now any business owner who takes their operation seriously would never trust an "AI agency"
they'll look for someone with years in software who built the exact systems they need countless times.
whether that's a saas, an internal tool. the right agency for your project, has it covered.
now, I've personally built over 15 SaaS and custom software for real estate investors, e-learning communities, health insurance companies... you name it.
and we get it right every single time.
our projects are live today:
> making our customers MRR
> enabling them to get in front of investors confidently, > raising over $100k
> replacing entire workflows that took hours to do by hand.
> saving thousands of dollars in the process
and unlike the slop agencies adventuring in the development space, I won't ask you to trust my word.
check it out for yourself:
danilo.sh
danilo. retweeted
your avg "idea guy" in 2026 shits their pants every single day
> thinks of an idea
> spend weeks building it
> writes a revolutionary pitch deck
> rehearses with friends
> launch day arrives
> opens X
> someone already shipped the exact same thing 3 months ago
> $10k in the first week
you just got speedmogged.
brutal.
danilo. retweeted
people with no tech background larping AI is the funniest shit ever.
"second brain"
"AI native CRM"
"lead follow up"
they spit out buzzwords and pray you’ll believe it's going to 10x your business.
I've built software that saves real estate teams 200h a month, and it has nothing to do with AI.
too many fat personal trainers out there.
danilo. retweeted
this random guy shipped a working link in 2h and got 200k views
people saying this is "unnecessary" are right
but so is 99% of vibecoded stuff
you're jealous a venom button get's more attention than your stupid mvp
most of yall stay hidden on localhost.
stalking competitors, researching…
then never get any link clicks.
ship more.
your avg "idea guy" in 2026 shits their pants every single day
> thinks of an idea
> spend weeks building it
> writes a revolutionary pitch deck
> rehearses with friends
> launch day arrives
> opens X
> someone already shipped the exact same thing 3 months ago
> $10k in the first week
you just got speedmogged.
brutal.
people with no tech background larping AI is the funniest shit ever.
"second brain"
"AI native CRM"
"lead follow up"
they spit out buzzwords and pray you’ll believe it's going to 10x your business.
I've built software that saves real estate teams 200h a month, and it has nothing to do with AI.
too many fat personal trainers out there.
this random guy shipped a working link in 2h and got 200k views
people saying this is "unnecessary" are right
but so is 99% of vibecoded stuff
you're jealous a venom button get's more attention than your stupid mvp
most of yall stay hidden on localhost.
stalking competitors, researching…
then never get any link clicks.
ship more.
danilo. retweeted
the only business card a man needs is his physique
it's superior to suits, watches & cars in every way
a body can't be bought, or stolen
it's a 1:1 reflection of who you are when no one's looking
fit body = strong work ethic, commitment n agency
not even w steroids or peptides u can cheat your way out of hard work
and doing it naturally is a different beast
few see through social media, peptide propaganda, drug abusing bullshit and prioritize their health over vanity
a rolex could never.
danilo. retweeted
10k for premium UX?
too expensive
$20k on a Rolex that tells the same time as their phone?
investment
sadly most biz onwers today only care about larping and measuring dicks with other dudes
danilo. retweeted
there's only TWO types of founders:
A. the ones that ship now and worry later.
B. the ones making $0
group B loves to jerk off to their revolutionary hero section and compare their feature set with competitors
but the moment their app begins to take shape, and it's ready to launch...
they pivot.
they're stuck in the dopamine of building, adding features, making it look good.
they treat business as a casino, a side project they can half-ass on.
and they never make any money.
now group A?
while you read this, they shipped a new product.
50 signups, 20 free trials, 10 paying users. $100k seed.
it starts slow, then grows its way to $100k+ ARR.
SaaS is the biggest opportunity right now before AI takes over
sadly, most will keep jittering around until it's too late.
ship now, or regret it later.
there's only TWO types of founders:
A. the ones that ship now and worry later.
B. the ones making $0
group B loves to jerk off to their revolutionary hero section and compare their feature set with competitors
but the moment their app begins to take shape, and it's ready to launch...
they pivot.
they're stuck in the dopamine of building, adding features, making it look good.
they treat business as a casino, a side project they can half-ass on.
and they never make any money.
now group A?
while you read this, they shipped a new product.
50 signups, 20 free trials, 10 paying users. $100k seed.
it starts slow, then grows its way to $100k+ ARR.
SaaS is the biggest opportunity right now before AI takes over
sadly, most will keep jittering around until it's too late.
ship now, or regret it later.
danilo. retweeted
unspoken cons of building a top 0.01% natty physique
you can't work with unfit people
it gives 0 self accountability
I dont care if they make $10M/year
you look at a fat person and picture them eating a full ice cream tub, large coke and ordering 3 pizzas on a regular wednesday night
they love to act defensive on it
"its my metabolism"
gluttony is a repulsive sin
danilo. retweeted
only hire a freelancer if you're up for a nightmare.
1. you pay $1500 for a $10k job thinking its a deal
2. they ghost you and delay work for 4mo’s
3. comes back with a broken product
4. asks for another $2k for “maintenance”
5. rinse & repeat
wasted 12 months, burned extra $20k you never saw coming
now you're stuck with a shitty project you can't use
the same job, with my agency costs exactly $10k
we promise 3 weeks, ship in 2
the extra time is spent overdelivering
you get what you pay for
danilo. retweeted
“I’m burned out”
> scrolls reels for 6h/day
> jerks off to porn
> orders takeout every night
> hasn’t seem sunlight in 3 months
working too much isn’t your problem
giving up on yourself is
10k for premium UX?
too expensive
$20k on a Rolex that tells the same time as their phone?
investment
sadly most biz onwers today only care about larping and measuring dicks with other dudes
danilo. retweeted
gaming is a productivity hack
niggas say “I DoNt PLay GaMes” then spend 5h scrolling tiktok
attention span cooked, brain is fired, work day’s gone
now I play a chess game for 30mins and immediately lock in
strategy games force yourself to think continuously and get into a deep mind state
get the dopamine hit without the context switching that wrecks focus
it primes up for another 4h work block
gaming trains you to succeed










