For the Queensland students who studied Augustus instead of Julius Caesar, here's a 12-minute summary. Ironically, this was first played to me by my Ancient History teacher at Brisbane State High School. youtube.com/watch?v=nIdJyLWx…

There's a lot to be learned from tiger scat. #TigerScat #DreamworldAus

In Australia, we take school security very bloody seriously.

From 2007: @RFidler and I help @KellyHD demonstrate how far women's rights in the workplace had progressed - and get burned in the process. Deadly cameo from Pam O'Brien which scared the wits out of both of us. youtu.be/bYFUrYHly-M

Train not moving from Central station because of police incident on the Merivale Bridge. I hope everyone is okay and it's resolved with no harm.

It's not the greatest time in history to have my initials. #IAmACurse

Just listened to this for the first time in a couple of years. @gemmaturvey has made plenty of good music since she recorded this in 2006 but this piece just cradles my heart whenever I hear it. open.spotify.com/track/1BS3w…

I'm in 100m voting queue and actually feeling grateful. Kudos to the Animal Justice Party helper handing out how-to-vote in front of 100s of people eating sausages.

Was just approached by a chugger collecting for @RSPCAQld. Seems a shame to have to add them to my boycott list but the stress of chugger encounters affects me too much. My mental health is too important.

If I become Prime Minister, I will lower the voting age to 5 for people born on February 29.

Now that we're all sneezing into the crooks of our elbows, will this finally lead to the end of bush dancing? #ScarsFromSchool #NoOneLikesBushDancing #NotEvenInTheBush

Australia needs a Ukulelintervention right now. Loudon Wainwright, I thank you. youtu.be/A_RjBL9m23A?t=64

From Question Time yesterday. @JElliotMP asking the question of @keithjpitt. A student giving this answer in a high school science class would be laughed out of the room.

No cricket but credit to @qldcricket for their improved security team. @ Ian Healy Oval instagram.com/p/CUWCe3VBQ3C/…

One sees some interesting positions when looking for work. All enquiries to someone named Joseph.

Happy fourth of July, everyone. youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9g…

Is there anything more beautiful in cricket than the sight of rain scattering players having a drinks break? @westsdcc v @ipswichhornetscricket at Graceville, Katherine Raymont Shield @ Wests District Cricket Club instagram.com/p/CKshK52hYU-/…