I fucked my ass off

Son of Dad

Ok, I’ll be honest about Mens restrooms; a lot of checking out size, a lot of aiming pee on toilet seats and a whole lot of discussion about Our diminishing Rights

holy moly time

celebrities always have all the lights on

all genius bar males wear skinny jeans

tired of trucks

a tree is mostly air

I’m proud of god

i waited awhile

I am the Fart Man

I had my first child please welcome to the world Nust

today was wednesday

cars are ugly as hell

still love seeing p0nx in the airport

no whey vegan Jose

I finally met my mother. Not sure how I feel since it’s the first woman I’ve ever seen

standing desks were invented by ass-spankees so they didn’t have to sit all weird at work

My first born will be named (in full) Son of Bread, Man of God, To Be Dad, Dead

a spectre is haunting my dad’s ass