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Ok people.
We’ve entered a very dangerous zone of the festive period.
The “DON’T EAT THAT IT’S FOR CHRISTMAS” zone.
Check before you get ANYTHING from that fridge… Or you will RUIN Christmas.
Good luck out there!
#ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed
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Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
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Thank you London! It was great to be back at Hyde Park, see you again next week! 🎸
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My Mam has been isolating upstairs with Corona so we’ve been bringing her meals, tea, etc. I woke up to this note from Dad making Mam sound like a family dog and I’ve been laughing ever since.
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as part of my aggressive rejection of toxic fitness in 2022, none of my New Years resolutions shall contain a commitment to the gym bye
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Charlie Watts, the drummer for the Rolling Stones, passed away today at the age of 80. In 1994, Watts gave Ed Bradley some of his thoughts on his bandmates, calling Keith Richards the leader of the band and Mick Jagger the best frontman in the world. cbsn.ws/3sHUUeR
From 1994: Charlie Watts
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It’s fucked up that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one fucking lie
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I’m devastated for his family today and sad for comedy that we have lost one of the very best.
Undisputed, undefeated, carrot in a box champion. I will miss him.
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idk who needs to hear this but a low income person buying a few things from h&m / a fast fashion company and keeping it for years is a lot more sustainable than ppl who do several hauls a month of "sustainable brands"



























