Daniel 😛

Women love me, frog stickers on Etsy fear me

I knew I saw this guy in SpongeBob SquarePants the Broadway musical four times for a reason!

I have since discovered I have a “severely deviated septum”

She tableau on my mule till I soft

Usdan cups taking over the world

Those bastards, they finally did it

Not to flex but I’m the proud owner of pickled detective now…eat your hearts out everyone else

Does anyone else ever just have hours at a time where their nose whistles if they breathe out too heavily

Physical Therapy Barnum

Listening to “holding out for a hero” from shrek 2 to pump myself up for my move

A podcast is like a conversation that you are very shy during

Shoutout to that one freshman who got hypnotized into thinking her name was “Froot Loop” at a magic show sophomore year. I have literally never forgotten about you

Yelling “it’s BeReal time” at a party is the new shouting “fire” in a crowded theater

Can’t wait for the email from Roth that they’re taking the seats right out of our kitchens

Dark mode books

My biggest green flag is that I start every video game round by saying “glhf”

Can’t wait to graduate so all my high school classmates will stop fucking posting “rush delta kappa!” on Instagram every two months

Break is OVER over huh