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I’m here for a good time, and maybe a long time, see how it goes

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Coach (Little Giants vibe) explaining “THE GREENLAND ANNEXATION” in the huddle “Alright, listen up. This play’s been on the chalkboard since the 1860s. First, we sell the scouting report, Seward’s doing the ‘look how valuable this place is’ speech to get everyone thinking it’s a clean pickup.  Then we get cute: 1910 we try the triple-lateral trade package, ‘Hey Denmark, what if we swap you islands way over there for Greenland?’ It’s chaotic. It’s complicated. It’s the kind of thing that only works in a movie.  Next, we go power football: 1946, Truman lines up and just tries to buy the whole field: $100 million in gold. Denmark stuffs it at the line.  So then we change the objective: instead of ‘owning the ball,’ we take field position, 1951 we get an agreement that locks in long-term U.S. defense access/basing rights while Denmark keeps sovereignty. That’s not a touchdown, but it’s a first-and-goal look every year.  And now? Same play, new QB: Trump jogs in calling, ‘Run it again,’ frames it as national security, Russia, China, Arctic routes, tries to make the defense bite… and Greenland says ‘No takeover, not happening.’  So remember: this play is all misdirection, purchase, swap, basing, pressure, different laterals, same aim: strategic control of Arctic real estate. Now break!”  Announcer calling it live as the play unfolds “And here we go, the U.S. lines up in a formation we haven’t seen in a century… First lateral, 1867! Seward drops back… he’s waving a glossy scouting report… he wants the crowd to believe Greenland is pure upside!  Second lateral, 1910! Oh this is fancy, this is a trade-swap razzle-dazzle, Mindanao involved, paperwork flying everywhere, Denmark isn’t even sure who has the ball!  Now a hard cut, 1946! Truman under center, straight downhill, $100 million in gold, he hits the hole, DENMARK MEETS HIM AT THE LINE, NO GAIN!  But wait, they’re not quitting, 1951, it’s a field-position play! They don’t score, but they secure the sideline: U.S. defense areas, basing rights, long-term access, Denmark retains sovereignty, this drive is… strategically effective.  And now the modern series, 2019 into January 2026, Trump’s calling it at the line, big security framing, trying to pull the defense out of position, Greenland’s defense is yelling ‘Under no circumstances!’, and NATO is watching the backfield like a hawk!  Folks, this is one of those plays that never ends, the ball keeps moving, but the end zone stays protected by sovereignty, law, and alliances.” 
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And Marco wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
#BREAKING: Greenland and Denmark request a meeting with Marco Rubio.
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Me and the boys otw to Venezuela to lever up family-owned businesses at 3x EBITDA
“Let’s roll up some HVACs in Venezuela”
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Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on earth.
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twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes
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I notice a lot of euros shit talking america atm. It's okay though since that's the only kind of speech they can post without getting arrested.
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I'm afraid much of what we're seeing from Zelenskyy owes largely to the mindset expressed herein. To wit; Trump and the conservative/libertarian principles he represents is innately detestable to the center-left ideologies that constitute most of Europe's ruling class, and seem to inform Zelenskyy's mindset as well. One need look no further than Europe's recent behavior. If Europe wants greater strategic autonomy in NATO in exchange for their actually upholding their end of the alliance, so be it - the French withdrew from NATO's unified command structure for forty-three years! It's not without precedent! And even with the US reducing focus/presence on Europe, most of our contributions revolved around force-multiplier capabilities like sensors/intel, nuclear sharing, and a large air force; to say nothing of the impact access to our technology has for cost-effectiveness of European forces; weapons and esp. the F-35 itself being chief examples. And yet we're seeing apocalyptic talk like this, from Ukrainians and Europeans alike; where they're arguing and acting as if they're going to break ties with the US completely and fly solo. Recent European diplomacy and statements/w Zelenskyy, almost always couched as a unilateral response to the US, could be seen as pushback for being excluded from US/Russian talks... but given their extended temper tantrum over being told to uphold their alliance commitments they can't well act as if they don't know why Russia wouldn't agree to talks with them present, given they've let their armies atrophy severely; to near-uselessness in some cases. The sane, sober take is this is all so much bloviating bullshit. Indeed, totally isolating the US is almost physically impossible even in the medium-term; Europe isn't going to orbit a SAR satellite constellation anytime soon, and they'd need Space-X to do it affordably anyways. It'd take them decades to independently develop something with even a fraction of the F-35's capability and they're already deeply invested in the program with many aircraft delivered and European nations not only hosting depot-level servicing facilities, but actually manufacturing significant chunks of the airframe. And nuclear delivery systems are astonishingly expensive - even assuming France deigns to sell their tech, rather than make everyone kowtow to them as the little prince of Europe. It taxes imagination to suppose Europe would sever ties with America completely, given that America benefits too much from it to cut that cord itself in any scenario even remotely imaginable and simply making good the readiness deficit would reclaim more than enough strategic autonomy to cover the dissonance space between European and American core interests. But as oft as I say actions speak louder than words, seeing people constantly refer to the US like this - implying that we're no longer "part of the free world," as if we're a militaristic dictatorship condemned to powerlessness because we have limits on how much we'll risk exposure to thermonuclear war, how much of our money we'll spend, how far we'll degrade our readiness and how many soldiers we'll sacrifice - is making me wonder. There's a phrase I'm fond of, that I've oft used in relation to Russia when talking to skeptical conservatives who think the entire conflict's just an ethnic border skirmish between corrupt regional powers - "when someone tells you they're your enemy; believe them." And if Europeans and Ukrainians keep talking about us like this, I will.
I'm afraid last Friday's White House showdown was a pivotal moment in modern history—the beginning of the end of Pax Americana. We need to prepare for living in a world where Russia seeks to dominate Europe, where China dominates in the Pacific and Africa and also has an increasingly stronger role in South America, and where the United States is largely paralyzed as a great power amid severe domestic infighting due to the results of Donald Trump's catastrophic rule. Our mission as Ukrainians is to stay on the side of the free world among its leading military powers allied with other nations, shielding Europe in the east.
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Timothée Chalamet has arrived at the 2025 #Oscars
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We just caught the largest rocket ever made right out of the air and they have chicken Big Macs at McDonald’s and Krabby Pattys at Wendy’s. What a time to be alive!
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2 days into the operation and France 🇫🇷 has already surrendered 🏳️
🚨🇫🇷🇾🇪 BREAKING: FRANCE has WITHDRAWN NAVAL SUPPORT for Operation Prosperity Guardian, the Us-Led Coalition to guard against Houthi Rebel attacks in the Red Sea.
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I’m sick of Big Groceries campaign to shame me into returning shopping carts. I am creating jobs!
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Socks vanish in the dryer, but Tupperware lids multiply in my cupboard. What kind of sorcery is this? 🧦✨ #HouseholdMysteries
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Just tried to find my phone using its flashlight... while using it. 🤦‍♂️ #GeniusMoment
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