Free Instagram bio idea for a 23 year old guy named like, Zeke, whose getting into being cool:
Libation, sensation, that stagger the mind
Humbling to go on Instagram and have reflected back to me what my metadata ascribes as my three only interests: The Sopranos, Steely Dan, and Cum Town
People looking for a funny American novel should read Frederick Exley’s book about a mentally ill alcoholic obsessed with the NY Giants
Feel like no one writing in English has challenged that line from Cusk, now 12 years ago, “autobiography is increasingly the only form in all the arts”
Guy in the Amtrak cafe car watching cartoons and eating Nerds and drinking beer and laughing loudly at his computer every 3-5 minutes. Other guy drinking a screwdriver with Slack open smiling ear to ear each time the man laughs writing this tweet
I was a Junior in a high school / when I turned the TV on / James Huberty went to a restaurant, shot everyone up with a machine gun
One thing I appreciate about Ben Lerner is his line about the the air around buildings, tree branches etc being sharpened or ‘charged’ after walking out of an art museum
Daniel retweeted
Shreds front to back but this in particular is one of my favorite metaphors ever written:
This was the first headline that appeared on the screen in my office building’s elevator this morning nytimes.com/2026/04/11/busin…
















