@dangerhere

Football guff

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Danger here…
Mark P@tuckers35Oct 22
This is so good
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“Tottenham have been victims of their own downfall.”
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Gavin Cooney@gcooney93Jul 26
Woman vox popped on radio 1 this evening summed up the great, berserk devotion of the Mayo fan: 'Did you ever think you would see the day? 'Yes. Just not in my lifetime'
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Has Ronnie taken to calling Cape Verde ‘Port Vale’?
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In this new genre of guff, the gauntlet has been laid down to Kenny Cunningham.
Paul Howard@AkaPaulHowardJul 2
“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.” This is the commentary moment of the World Cup and it will not be beaten. Ever.
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Merse going radio rental. “Odegaard and Eze with Havertz… It’s the wavelength… They’re on FM. You bring Gyokeres in, it’s Radio Luxembourg.” #mersecode
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Gary Neville: “If you’re Leeds Utd you’ve got to capitalise right now and get two in front because you’ve got to believe Manchester Uni…..”
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AIDAN BRENNAN@brennanaidan2Mar 22
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@dangerhere Brian Kerr: "Seamus (Coleman) has been playing a few under 21 matches as a banger."
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Galatasaray “victims of their own downfall” according to Stevie G.
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The more things change…
dangerhere.com@dangerhere14 Dec 2014
In fairness to Gary Neville, it's more difficult to spot an offside if you're doing a celebratory slide across the gantry.
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Fergal Cunningham@figgmeisterFeb 27
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@dangerhere Lee Hendrie: The fans have to stick together, the team has to stick together, the manager has to stick together.
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Conor Coady: “What about Man City now. Will they be rubbing their lips?”
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Kev Kilbane lauds Seamus Coleman's ‘galvanating’ effect against Portugal and Hungary.
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KM2 archive
@KillianM2Feb 6
Today is the day, the big dig off @airtricityllge ☔️
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Neil Ewing@Bob__EwingFeb 4
"No one likes to see these scenes..." @dangerhere @FootballCliches
The Athletic | Football
@TheAthleticFCFeb 4
Chelsea and West Ham United have been charged by the Football Association following their mass altercation in the final stages of Saturday’s Premier League match at Stamford Bridge. It is alleged Chelsea failed to prevent their players from behaving in an “improper and/or provocative way”, while West Ham allegedly failed to ensure their players did not behave in an “improper and/or provocative and/or violent way”. The two clubs have until Friday, February 6 to provide a response. 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/7021343…
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dangerhere.com@dangerhereFeb 2
Forget all you know of Ronglish. Abandon the teachings of Merse Code. dangerhere.com/2026/02/02/th…

The new language of football – banned words for the progressive football man

Forget all you know of Ronglish. Abandon the teachings of Merse Code. If you want to make any kind of career in football, it’s no longer acceptable to work from the game’s dated glossary of terms.&…

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Sean@shornKOOMINSFeb 2
Michael Dawson: "The clock is ticking as it often does"
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Forget all you know of Ronglish. Abandon the teachings of Merse Code. dangerhere.com/2026/02/02/th…

The new language of football – banned words for the progressive football man

Forget all you know of Ronglish. Abandon the teachings of Merse Code. If you want to make any kind of career in football, it’s no longer acceptable to work from the game’s dated glossary of terms.&…

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A new one: “She has Arsenal badges running out of her blood.”
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Hard to digest from Clive Tyldesley: "The pit of Steve McClaren's stomach is not the place to be right now." #hallofguff
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