new account,, mostly bad jokes | He/Him | Pitt ‘22

Fox Chapel, PA
Joined July 2018
It’s cool to care
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why is 7x7 = 49 so fucking hot
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Super Bowl is coming up :-)
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The 'Flock-Star' of the Game: Dan Nichols! His 3 goals and 1 assist (plus another 3 throws before the assist) led to a team high +3 rating against Madison.
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Tristan Yarter for Callahan 2025. Full video out now youtu.be/1lP5xjmnhPk?feature…
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With the Steelers QB situation in limbo, 2nd Year Thunderbirds player Dan Nichols is making his case for the starting job.
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dudes will keep Cash in their App but refuse to Pay a Pal. Venmo
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something none of y’all have to worry about
Meeting a Dan who’s not the man is so fucking heartbreaking.
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We present to you Pittsburgh’s finest: En Sabah Nur 2025
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adult Christmas sucks
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to everyone asking if I’m safe, yes I’m fine… thankfully they’re not arresting every extremely handsome college graduate with left leaning political views
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We’re heading to Regionals this weekend — guess we can tell you who we’re bringing with us
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When will I learn
just a little something to take the edge off
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