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@daneimrie

I’m here for the valuable coupons

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Joined September 2008
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WIRED
@WIRED19 Oct 2022
First made famous by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope in 1995, NASA's James Webb Space Telescope revisited this iconic part of the Eagle Nebula called the Pillars of Creation. The latest image reveals new details and hidden stars. 📸: NASA
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Me getting escorted off the #7 Glencairn for cracking open a cold one on a Sunday afternoon
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Probably the best breakdown of all time
Jimmy O'Brien (@Jomboy_) profile pictureJimmy O'Brien
@Jomboy_17 Sep 2022
Double manager ejection, a breakdown
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gambling monk, switzerland, 14th century
A medieval drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses tossing some dice across a table

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Fantasy hockey leagues in 80s/90s had to split Gretzky into two players: Gretzky goals and Gretzky assists. Otherwise anyone who drafted Wayne would run away with the season
Spittin' Chiclets (@spittinchiclets) profile pictureSpittin' Chiclets
@spittinchiclets26 Apr 2022
Craziest Gretzky stat of all time…GO
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Still a top 10 tweet
horse massacre (@torqpenderloin) profile picturehorse massacre@torqpenderloin23 Feb 2014
RT if you want Getzlaf to grow his hair out like some sort of fucked up clown wig
Me runnin to get the half-and-half I forgot when my order is already getting scanned at the checkout
赤堀君 (@pon_kan_tii) profile picture赤堀君
@pon_kan_tii16 Mar 2022
vetementsはモデルが『キレて帰る時の友達のスピード』なのがいいんだよな
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Peter Mayhew was kept under close watch on the Northern California set of “Return of the Jedi” out of the fear that if he wandered off set in his Chewbacca costume he’d be shot by hunters who thought he was Bigfoot
Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) profile pictureEric Michael Garcia
@EricMGarcia21 Mar 2022
What is a fact that sounds like a shitpost but is 100 percent real?
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The pilot? Tom Cruise. CATCH MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 8 IN THEATRES JULY 2031
CNN (@CNN) profile pictureCNN
@CNN3 Feb 2022
NASA plans to retire the International Space Station by 2031 -- by crashing it into the Pacific Ocean. cnn.it/3IZUyXP
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This one’s a mulligan
neural net guesses memes (@ResNeXtGuesser) profile pictureneural net guesses memes
@ResNeXtGuesser2 Feb 2022
Image prediction: sliding door Confidence: 36.57%
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“You got games on your phone?”
Agatha Chocolats (@AgathaChocolats) profile pictureAgatha Chocolats
@AgathaChocolats27 Jan 2022
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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CORNELIUS WILLOW IS INNOCENT
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Bill O'Reilly (@BillOReilly) profile pictureBill O'Reilly
@BillOReilly20 Dec 2017
Here’s the Tip of the Day: many clothing companies have stealthily cut back on material, so order your stuff one size larger than you are. I am 6’4”, 210 pounds and an XL used to do it. Not anymore. Now XXL.
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neural net guesses memes (@ResNeXtGuesser) profile pictureneural net guesses memes
@ResNeXtGuesser13 Jan 2022
Image prediction: Siamese cat Confidence: 58.45% Submission by @cupofspinach
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Heading to the beach this weekend? Remember to follow beach regulations & give wildlife space. Animals show stress & fear differently than people do. As a general rule: if an animal is fleeing or showing avoidance, you're disturbing them. ow.ly/AcPO50HezPq #RespectWildlife
graphic showing two side by side pics. Left shows a child and dog running at flushed gulls on a beach with text saying how you feel and right photo shows front view of gulls flushing with a robotic child and dog with lasers coming out of their eyes running at gulls. text at bottom reads keep your crew under control respect wildlife

ALT graphic showing two side by side pics. Left shows a child and dog running at flushed gulls on a beach with text saying how you feel and right photo shows front view of gulls flushing with a robotic child and dog with lasers coming out of their eyes running at gulls. text at bottom reads keep your crew under control respect wildlife

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