X Phile...MUFC..Marvel fanatic...16th June 2026 ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐คต๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ Wife, Massive geek, Step mum, Nanna, Cat mum, Garage manager.
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R.I.P. Doomsday will be even more poignant now. ๐ข
Patrick Stewart, 'Star Trek's' Captain Picard and 'X-Men's' Charles Xavier, Dies at 86 variety.com/2026/tv/news/patโฆ
Shelly ๐น๐ป๐ฝโฝ๏ธ๐ฅ retweeted
He really said: "You blame Meghan for everything but y'all killed your own Princess ( Princess Diana) and made a side chick Queen." The way the entire panel went dead silent is insane!๐ซณ๐ค
He cooked, ate, digested, and left NO CRUMBS!๐
So apparently in Southampton there is a psychopath attacking cats by chopping of their tails or pulling their tails until they become separated from their spine.
Hell is reserved for people like this and this is exactly why my cats are indoor cats. Evil fuck.
Im gutted. I bought about 4 jars of gherkins on my last shop. Think of all the money I would have saved if I had waited.
#Budget2026
They can fuck off. And when they have fucked off, they can fuck off some more ๐
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One source close to Manchester United feels it is INEVITABLE Jason Wilcox will eventually lose his job if a third managerial change in as many seasons is made.
Another senior figure says that BOTH Wilcox and Berrada may be vulnerable.
[@sistoney67]
Oh bless you. You've probably never even touched a girl before.
This type of girl is a good stepping stone at the start of your career, but when youโre one of the worldโs elite footballers, you canโt be bringing a girl like that to a Ballon dโOr ceremony with 10/10 latinas. #ballondor
If he had any sense of decency he would not have landed the club in so much debt to start with and would have fucked the hell off by now!
Sources have told ESPN that the handling of the job cuts did not sit well with the Glazers, particularly Joel and Avram.
One source said Sir Jim Ratcliffeโs implementation of the programme jarred with Joelโs "sense of decency and old-fashioned values." [@MarkOgden_]
Shelly ๐น๐ป๐ฝโฝ๏ธ๐ฅ retweeted
Elon Musk didnโt create Tesla.
He bought it.
He didnโt create X.
He bought Twitter and ruined it.
He didnโt invent the rockets, propulsion systems or telemetry of SpaceX. He used NASA tech and poached their engineers.
Heโs a venture capitalist and a college dropout. Thatโs it.
Get the phone and hit it with a hammer until she gets the point. Then do the same with every electronic device she uses.
Citys reputation in Europe is that they cheat. Not really sure how that has made football in the UK look good but sure.
What the Premier League will lose if Manchester City gets relegated.
1. The face of the league. Nobody has carried the Premier League like City in recent years.
2. The club that has been saving English football's reputation in Europe.
3. The biggest footballing institution in England right now.
4. Top players like Haaland, Foden and Cherki, who bring millions of eyes to the league every matchday.
5. The only club consistently showing the world what football at the highest level should look like.
I genuinely don't see what the Premier League will gain from relegating City. If anything, they'd be doing themselves a disservice.