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Dan Johnson

@dan_p_johnson

'Per Aspera Ad Astra' - #YTFC Ex race car mechanic, current engineer Tweets and comms/views are my own.

Joined October 2013
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Cytrus 🍋
@cytrusf1Sep 13
Norris drinks CocaCola in the cooldown room Someone from the staff says that he can't because they aren't sponsoring MADRING race to which he replies: "I just did a race, I can drink whatever I want, thank you very much" Good on him honestly, absurd things are happening in F1
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Martyn Lucas@Martyn_LucasAug 28
Someone call 999, there's been a robbery! 🤣 #YTFC
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These boys 💚🧤
Yeovil Town FC (@YTFC) profile pictureYeovil Town FC
@YTFCAug 28
94 | GOALLLLLL!!! JOE GUBBINS SCORES FOR THE GLOVERS!!! ⚫️ 1-2 🧤 #YTFC 💚
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Yeovil Town FC
@YTFCAug 15
No place like home 🏟️ #YTFC 💚
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Yeovil Town FC
@YTFCJul 6
BIG DAN BURN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #YTFC 💚
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If you think it’s acceptable for someone who owns a U.K. political party to take a £5 million bribe to act in the interests of a crypto billionaire, try to hide it and then when they get caught refuse to answer questions about it, you need to give your head a really good shake.
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They want you to believe Labour under Corbyn was riddled with anti-Semites and that Starmer took over and overnight everything was then ok. If you buy into this you are part of the problem in this country. You are simply too gullible for your own good-and ours.
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Alex Wells@AlexinWellsJun 5
Replying to @TheScunnyLad @Lancsiron
Get off you're high horse Scunthorpe aren't that big a club 😂
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Cookie Urch
@CookieurchMay 20
Replying to @antmiddleton @MayorofLondon @metpoliceuk @ukhomeoffice @Keir_Starmer
A) it’s not in London, so why the fuck are you asking Sadiq and the Met for a statement B) it’s in Mexico, so why the fuck are you asking Kier and the home office for a statement C) you really are a thick cunt, aren’t you.
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😂😂😂😂
Weymouth FC (@theterras) profile pictureWeymouth FC
@theterrasApr 25
Results elsewhere mean that our relegation is confirmed. Thank you everyone, fans especially, for your continued support throughout this season. We will work with our supporters to build this club back to where we believe we should be, in due course.
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Jamie_03@G03JamieApr 25
For old times sake ay😍💚🤍 #YTFC
Weymouth FC (@theterras) profile pictureWeymouth FC
@theterrasApr 25
Results elsewhere mean that our relegation is confirmed. Thank you everyone, fans especially, for your continued support throughout this season. We will work with our supporters to build this club back to where we believe we should be, in due course.
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Elliot Warner@elliotwarnerrApr 3
Replying to @TCFC_Official
👋 @aidanstone26
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Halftime warmup One organised and one not. Perhaps some help is needed #ytfc @ytfc
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Abby C@AbbyYTFCMar 17
Confident there’s 2 teams worse than us this season, very unconfident there’s 4. 3 Cs should have been: - Can’t score - Can’t defend - Can’t compete
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Andy Cleave@CleaveOMar 17
436 away supporters at Woking. You really don’t deserve us @YTFC.
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Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtar18 Dec 2025
UEFA has fine Maccabi Tel Aviv 20,000 euros and given a suspended one-match away fan ban for racists chants during last week's Europa League away match against Stuttgart. Politicians and the media called it antisemitic when the West Midlands Police banned them.
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Yeovil Town FC
@YTFC6 Dec 2025
FT | Hartlepool United 0-2 Yeovil Town THE GLOVERS WIN IN THE NORTH EAST!!! 🤩 #YTFC 💚
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September: The last time one of our players scored in the league. Don’t need to be ‘mystic meg’ to say it’s beyond embarrassing at this point. That decision not to bring in a proper manager is laughable with each week that passes. #ytfc 💚🧤
Yeovil Town FC (@YTFC) profile pictureYeovil Town FC
@YTFC22 Nov 2025
FT | Morecambe 0-0 Yeovil Town The points are shared on the Lancashire coast. #YTFC 💚
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Craig@MrChares15 Nov 2025
Replying to @YTFC
Mystic Meg here…. I no longer need my crystal ball to tell you what is going to happen… we lack football leadership throughout team and club and this is what happens and will continue to happen until it changes.
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