Full-time trivia addict, sometimes half-assed open-mic comic. Hyphen enthusiast. I'm aware that my handle sucks. I have concepts of a plan.
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Danny Gomez retweeted
The amusing part about the blood clot discourse is that the COVID vaccines that were actually linked to rare blood clots were the adenovirus-based one (J&J, AstraZeneca), not the mRNA ones (Pfizer, Moderna) that everyone is trying to implicate.
Danny Gomez retweeted
Donald Trump aligned himself with evangelicals because he knew they’d overlook pedophilia, adultery, racism, cruelty, and corruption.
Danny Gomez retweeted
You know what's crazy to me?
1% of the U.S. population is Muslim.
1% of the U.S. population is transgender.
1.6% of U.S. men identify as gay.
1.4% of U.S. women identify as lesbian.
But these statistic’s make up 100% of MAGA's talking points.
Danny Gomez retweeted
my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
Danny Gomez retweeted
the point of the who's on first scene is to illustrate to women that the best way to drive a man quite literally insane is to say you don't get the comedy that he is showing you
Danny Gomez retweeted
NATHAN FIELDER Now do you understand what the principal and the superintendent are arguing about? You just saw him climb out the window to buy hamburgers across the street
ELIZABETH HOLMES They're ... they're talking past each other?
BILLY EVANS Ok, let's stop tape right here
I love how braindead MAGAs think it’s impossible for blood clots to form irrespective of vaccination status. They never happened before 2020. This country is falling apart because of fucking idiots.
Danny Gomez retweeted
Clots affect up to about 900,000 Americans a year, with roughly 100,000 deaths. That figure predates COVID. The risk of clot due to the vaccine is almost entirely concentrated in the first week after injection, not five years later. We can’t let ill informed ppl control us.
Danny Gomez retweeted
You're telling me that parents send their child to school, didn't hear from said child for four days then on the fifth day that child showed up as a different gender and none of these parents reported it to the police or tell their story to the media????
Danny Gomez retweeted
i don’t respect individuals with first name nicknames. like your parents named you danny straight up? not daniel but people call you danny on some cute shit? the name written on your birth certificate is “danny” fuck off dude
Danny Gomez retweeted
“If our opponents win, this is proof of fraud, because by definition they are illegitimate political actors” is about as clear an articulation you could manage of the modern GOP
