monkey retweeted
Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started
Overnight went from not looking at price tags when buying, to sleeping in the back seat and wondering where to come up with legal fees
monkey retweeted
It’s only the fifth inning but both the Astros and the Dodgers just left early to beat the traffic.
That response just used the remaining 10% xitter.cf/davidspade/status/8139…












