Joined December 2013
Elo we are very good at displaying "ideal marriage" muma nyumba umu. Kansi ninshi kuli ma issues. Elo, as all married people who have been at it for a while will tell you, kulibe kusekana. Lelo chili pali munzako, mailo chili pali iwe. Eh. Let me compliment someone, just in case.
My 37 yr old cousin with a seemingly ideal life, a strong marriage, a successful career, & two cute kids, mailo experienced a sudden collapse of her marriage. Her husband uncovered a trove of explicit text messages & pics exchanged between her & a co-worker. When confronted, 1/2
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The wiolence in this. Lol. My brain is short circuiting because... before the challenge can be effected, the challenge must be read. Therefore, if the challenge is not accepted, will it be due to fear of the challenge or will it be due to having failed to read the deal?
So even the ka Jelita and Mulenga he can't read? 😂😂 Kazadi doesn't listen😂😂😂
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Is it possible to get divorced without going to Court? Surely no one does this willingly? I think I'd rather settle out of court than explain stuff in Court!
When a man doesn't want you, any excuse will do. Sir, what exactly do you want? 😭🤣 There is comedy in local courts
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"Please do not try this at home" Fellas all over the world...
Bro I never experrected it 😂
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Some people are just too comfortable with being Scum. You know? Willing to do anything to make money. Including drugs and scamming people. So apa when if you can find this one is engagement farming. Ni hustle nayena. Like a demon feeding off negative energy when we respond!
Namibia and Zambia probably, those are their ass lickers
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You are an introvert, undergoing "Silent treatment". Niku chitabwanji ai?
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. I am pro term limits. Nomba tuli nchushi, tatwakwata edit tweet pama settings. I like term limits. Ma substitutions ya funika guys. Its excellent for preventing entrenchment of cartels and or carbals that chew Govt resources, as well as entitled party leadership.
The main benefit for Zambia(I don't care much how it plays out in other countries), is that no tribal grouping can be allowed to monopolize power. Its also the reason I am against term limits because it gives leaders time to create cartels for siphoning public resources.
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The main benefit for Zambia(I don't care much how it plays out in other countries), is that no tribal grouping can be allowed to monopolize power. Its also the reason I am against term limits because it gives leaders time to create cartels for siphoning public resources.
Democracy wasn't meant for Africans but countries with developed minds.
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Who's bright idea was this? Such an awkward day. Why not put it on 31st or 24 so that people can officially be off on Christmas or New year's eve?
I had made plans please 😭 are we truly a Christian nation?😭
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Things that kill romance in a marriage. Exhibit A. Winangu azakalila one day.
I told my husband no sex until he stopped leaving his dirty clothes on the floor. He laughed and said I was looking for excuses. That night I locked the door and slept alone. The next morning the clothes were still there. I cooked only my own food and didn’t pack his lunch. By the second night he washed everything and folded them. He came to the room and asked if we were good. I said the clothes were done but I was still tired of repeating myself. He didn’t argue. He has been putting them in the basket since then. I will let him back in after three nights.
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All weekend, I was digesting a rather interesting piece of news. An entire Govt institution was laid off in National interest. 150+ employees. The Minister, their former Boss, no less, decided, "We can't work with this team"... and fired them all. That's food for serious thought.
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Word to the wise. Cyber yeve siyosobelesa. Your own words will be used against you. This is harassment, insulting, tribalism... All wrapped in one. Just report the person to the Police, so we can see what will happen
I CAN NEVER BE ARRESTED FOR HATE SPEECH, AND I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE BECAUSE I AM TONGA "All those that voted for Brian Mundubile are dogs..they should leave Southern Province" KENNETH KAUNDA WAS RIGHT
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I know two people with very distinct and strong body odours. Like, you can always tell when they enter a room as the day progresses. It's not the "This fellow hasn't bathed", kind bcoz Even when they have not done any serious physical exercise, it's there. Know anyone like that?
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Lol. Ifwe takwaba ifya so. I'm lazy about gadgets. Whatsapp, Facebook, x pics, fyonse ebatubikila pa phone. Infact, she's the phone expert, so she buys them... And sets the passwords. I am too lazy to change them. And I am constantly asked "Do you have minutes in your phone?"
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So, men beware: 1. Do not hand over the responsibility of earning to your wife. 2. Do not do "like for like" in an argument, i.e say something she is vulnerable about. She will remember it for life. Fellow will probably use it as fuel to get him out of that kind of dependency.
If he remain in that marriage after you said that to him he is a fool
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Its important to remember that the A in AI means artificial. It can be super intelligent, more intelligent than the average human, yes. However, bcoz of how AI's are built, it remains more like crowd thinking. Feed it wrong info(possibly wrong habits), it will mirror them!
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Lol. Interesting test, right off the bat!
Street vendors protest after 'Simon Mwewa' stopped them from selling on the street
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😁😁😁😁😁😁
His last words before disaster: "I have to drive" 😆 🤣 😂 😹
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In today's episode of "Confuse the enemy even if they are nice and cute"...
Sometimes Food is more important than winning wars. He threw sweets and it was game over.
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Take a bow Fashion Sakala! Beautiful Goal!!! Wow. Just wow!!!
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