I like sleeping, computers, My Beard, Ukuleles and Cake in that order. Not too short or tall, not fat or too thin. Crippled by nostalga. Probably not real

Inside your head.
Joined April 2012
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I lost my blue tick but your rocket blew up so who’s the real loser
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥹
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I'm overcome with gratitude. I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart. For the last 18 years, it's truly been an experience that I’ll always be grateful for. So if you've been with us for 18 years, thank you very much.
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Thanks @NADDPod for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 7,340 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/5GcTID…
Maneskin Wins #Eurovision two years in a row "dont get close to the table"
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Hot Dog! We've won the @GamesRadar Golden Joystick award for Xbox Game of the Year! Deep respect for all the other nominees and thanks to everyone who voted for us! We're glad you enjoyed the sights, sounds, and story of Psychonauts 2!
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Reminder! We're up for a bazillion Game Awards. Or at least five. - Best Narrative - Best Art Direction - Best Action/Adventure - Best Direction - Game of the Year(!!!) Be sure to cast your votes and help push this labor of love into the Awards Zone! thegameawards.com/nominees
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Missed connections: I lived a full life, at some point in space and time. You did too. The chances of those lives happening near each other were nearly nill. I hope yours was mostly happy.
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Replying to @elonmusk
$DOGE replaces $BTC It was inevitable......
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#DejaVu Checkpoint This is your first time reading this. If this tweet is at all familiar, report it to your supervisor. if you see somthing again, say somthing.
How i know @elonmusk has tweeged about #dogecoin 🤣
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Dear @FilmCow, Pitch; Goat hospital more details to follow.
Don't fear the unknown, there is plenty of things you know about that you should definitely be afraid of. Especially That. #inspiration
Guns don't kill people, we are immune to bullets and it is a miracle. #inspiration
If you see somthing, Say nothing, and drink to forget. #inspiration
No one lives forever, except you. You are the chosen one. One day you will be alone with an empty universe. #inspiration